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Recap: Celtics awful shooting reaches historic low

Marcus blockedSo much for thinking the Celtics couldn’t play any worse than they did in the first half of Game 1. Tonight the Cs treated us to the worst 1st quarter performance in modern NBA playoff history: 7 points on 3-23 shooting. Only Atlanta’s inability to deliver a death blow kept the Celtics within striking distance for the rest of the game. The Hawks rolled, 89-72.

The Celtics can’t shoot.  Tonight’s numbers: 31% FG and 18% 3FG.

This isn’t a new problem. NBA.com’s John Schumann reminds us that Boston ranked 27th in eFG% from outside the paint this season.

This wasn’t about the Celtics settling for 3-pointers. They attacked the rim and were promptly rejected. Atlanta finished with 15 blocks.

The offense is a big pile of steaming doo-doo right now. Something needs to change or else the Celtics are going to be swept.

Green

Amir Johnson (14 points, 8 rebounds)  and Terry Rozier (10 points, 4-7 FG) were the only bright spots for the green.

Gross

So much carnage.  Marcus Smart (1-11) and Jae Crowder (1-9) led the brick laying. We’ll give Smart the edge because he was a team low -20. Jared Sullinger played so badly, Brad Stevens opted for Evan Turner to start the 3rd quarter.

Greenlights

BAHAHAHAHAHA….

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Boston’s 28 first half points were the second lowest in team playoff history

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  • Michael Doll

    Congrats c’s. You made history twice tonight. Lowest points in a quarter with 7! And you helped Atlanta set a franchise record with 15 blocks. Good work. It’s all in the record books now guys, where it may last forever.

    • GinoTime

      Sweet troll job, bro. You seem like a super rad dude.

      • Michael Doll

        No troll here. Passionate Celtics fan that is pissed off. I am pretty rad though.

        • GinoTime

          At least I was half right!

          Sorry for the false accusation. I feel your pain.

          • Jack Howland

            There was at least one air ball three last night, which is enough to drive any of us bananas.

  • NE_Celt

    So much bad… So much. And is it me, or is IT just not playing like IT? He is having moments… But the first half of both games he has looked to just casually roam the perimeter and not attack enough… The threat of the Hawks paint clogging defense are absolutely affecting his game.

    And sully… Oh sully… The Hawks bigs are just way too mobile for him.

    I could go on about much more… But I am going to leave it at that and look ahead to what needs to be a “get your heads out of your asses” game back in Boston.

    Big props to amir and rozier though… They seemed to be the only two showing constant Hustle and heart out there.

    • riPseanP!

      IT is wicked overrated. hes a regular season MVP but in my opinion it is because half the goons dont even try in the regular season. hence how. terrible team like this gets a 5 seed. when the defense gets ramped up its pretty easy to take iaiah right out of his game and a non factor

      • Sean

        Isaiah has no one to pass the ball to who can get a bucket. Except maybe ET. And watching him dribble into the paint is scary.

      • DC Swish

        IT makes his living off driving to the hoop, when your team cannot hit a shot to save their own lives, the lanes are clogged up and jesus himself couldn’t drive to the hoop. IT is a very talented player but even he needs other offensively capable players, for his success to be possible.

        • NE_Celt

          good point. Hawks can camp in the paint because there is no shooting threat…at allll.

        • Jack Howland

          It may be even worse than that. I don’t think ATL focuses on just IT in the paint. If anyone drives, they collapse on him. No one stays home. They had three and four guys on IT and anyone else who got into the paint. They’re happy to let us try to beat them with 3s. Makes a lot of sense. Makes a lot of sense even with AB and KO on the floor.

      • Curt Hays

        This is exactly what IT needs to hear. You are wrong about him being overrated, but I really hope someone tells him he’s overrated right before game 3.

    • Sean

      If anything its a blessing this might show Danny he needs to ship sullys fat ass out asap

  • Cleangreen

    Brutal. Absolutely brutal. At this point I hope we can just get 1 win a n d avoid the sweep. This team has choked badly. They need to somehow get back to playing loose like they did prior to the last 3 games the regular season. It feels like their woes are purely psychological.

  • riPseanP!

    what the f did I just witness? what a bunch of brick laying mother fuckers. they just looked like the biggest bunch of scrubs and laughing stock of the NBA. garbage straight up worst offensive team ever

  • zippittyay

    For the love of God, put in Jordan Mickey!

    • Dmitry

      Prob he is so good, that C’s don’t want to showcase him, or other teams will start including him in the trade scenarios this summer =)

  • Mike C

    Amir Johnson was the only one who showed up to play basketball tonight! I respectively disagree with chuck on the three point attempts though. Every time this team falls behind by double digits everyone starts jacking up three’s. Said it before”There is only ONE Golden State Warriors!” We play tough D, but then we need to get a quality look at 2 points on the other end. Atlanta is beatable if we play up to our potential. Guess we’ll find out Friday night.

  • Sean

    I’m not giving up on Jaesus even though he hasn’t had a good game in a while.

    I just keep telling myself if it weren’t for horrible starts, we might have a chance.

    This team needs a shake up in the offseason. No more Fat sully or ET. Get rid of zeller too. Draft a lotto pick and try to pick up some actual pro’s in the offseason.

    • Curt Hays

      I too believe in Jaesus.

      ET is worth it.

      • Sean

        I’m gonna hold on to this comment until the day he turns back into Evan Turnover in a critical moment lol.

        Maybe Jae is pressing because he’s at home

  • Sean

    Package up everything except for Crowder/Olynyk and go after a real player.

    • riPseanP!

      olynyk? hes a stiff he fits right in with this current roster of clowns. he can go. Bradley, IT, Crowder needs to get healthy, Rozier just needs more game time he has more upside offensively then just about everyone on this team. Mickey? why the fuck cant he get in the game.

      • Sean

        Sean P!

        Mickey should get some time because fat ass sully can’t do shit.

        But Kelly spreads the floor Brad knows how to use him

    • Curt Hays

      You wouldn’t keep IT and ET? I would, for sure. And if you can keep Smart for the cheap, he’s worth it. He’s the defensive version of Nate Robinson. Spark off the bench. The Cobra.

      • Sean

        ET Hell no, IT Hell yes but I’m pretty sure any deal for a big time player we’d either have to lose Jae or IT. IT is the man but if we’re swapping for a scorer he might have to go. I’d prefer to keep him. He really looks like a Leprechaun out there.

        Smart & Rozier are too similar. One has to go. We already have AB (keeper), sooner or later we have to get some more scoring, we have enough defense. Rather keep Smart because of size. Rozier still doesn’t have me sold on him.

        • Curt Hays

          I basically want to keep Smart and Rozier as long as they’re on their rookie contracts.

          • Sean

            I’m betting thats what happens kinda like whats about to happen with Olynyk & tubby. Whichever one actually carves out a niche (like kelly)

  • Dmitry

    When you think that things can’t get worse you find Isaiah Tomas in the Shaqtin’ A Fool episode