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Your Morning Dump… Where Chauncey Billups quits basketball

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“It’s just time. I know when it’s time,” Billups told Yahoo Sports. “My mind and my desire is still strong. I just can’t ignore the fact that I haven’t been healthy for three years. I can try again and get to a point where I think I can go, but I just can’t sustain. Me not being able to play the way that I can play, that’s when you kind of know it’s that time.

“It’s just time. I’m happy, excited. The game was very, very good to me. I felt like I was equally as good to the game the way I played it and the way I respected it and the way I carried myself through the process.”

Yahoo:  Billups retires

His career spanned 17 years, with five All Star appearances and the NBA Finals MVP as a member of the 2004 Detroit Pistons.  He’s finished as high as 5th in the MVP voting one year (2006).  And his Boston Celtics career lasted just 51 games thanks to Rick Pi… Piti….

Aaaah, I can’t say his name anymore.  That jerk in the suit pictured above.

Personally, I don’t think that’s the worst personnel decision made involving Mr. Big Shot.  It was the post-lockout amnesty waiving by the Knicks that is, by far, way ahead of quick-trigger Rick.

The Knicks were fresh off a playoffs appearance.  They had just picked up Chauncey’s $14 million dollar option.  Then, a few weeks later, the lockout happened.  After the lockout, and with Tyson Chandler suddenly available, the Knicks chose to immediately implement the amnesty provision on the option they JUST PICKED UP in order to sign Chandler.

They didn’t use it on Amar’e Stoudemire.  He’s been as durable as a cardboard cutout in the middle of a thunderstorm, and the Knicks are STILL trying to find a way to get rid of his contract.

Anyway, whenever I hear Billups, I personally will have to include that Knicks debacle in the story of his career because it’s THAT laughable.  And any time I can make fun of the Knicks, I will.

A for Mr. Billups the basketball player, you can make a case for him as a Hall of Famer.  5-time All Star, 3-time All-NBA, a championship, a Finals MVP, and respectable positions on career leader-boards (39th in assists, 66th in career 3-point percentage, 50th in true shooting percentage, 6th in 3-pointers made, and 5th in free throw percentage).

For a guy who’s bounced around as much as he has, he’s had a tremendous impact on his teams.  Yes, he was hurt a lot later in his career, but if you toss out those late-career years, you’ll see the bulk of his career was pretty damn good.  And it was better in the playoffs.  He never averaged 20 points per game for a regular season, but he did it three times in the playoffs including just four years ago in the 2010 run with Denver.

There’ll be some debate, but there’s a good argument to be made for Billups in Springfield someday.

Related links:  CSNNE:  Former Celtic Billups retires

Page 2:  The Celtics are second in the power rankings

It really doesn’t need explanation, though it’s worth considering whether we worship the Boston court as iconic because it’s beautiful, or because the Celtics finagled their way into acquiring Bill Russell and then crafted so many iconic moments on this floor.

Is the parquet look actually pleasant, or do we just think it is because it is a part of every NBA highlight package?

It’s the former, at least for me. The parquet looks nice even without the history, and we can’t penalize Boston just because you could purchase actual pieces of the floor where things like “Havlicek stole the ball!” actually happened. The logo, designed by Red Auerbach’s brother Zang, has stood the test of time; even the Celtics’ new alternate logo is just a white silhouetting of the original.

NBA Court Design power rankings

Yeah, sorry, this has nothing to do with actual basketball.

BUT IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BETRAYAL!!!!!! (just kidding. kinda)

This list was compiled by Zach Lowe, he of former CelticsHub.com fame.  He of current Grantland.com fame, run by the whether-you-like-it-or-not ESPN face of Boston Celtics fans Bill Simmons.

And he put this:

celtics court

behind this monstrosity:  (hold on, let me put on my goggles, first)

lakers court

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

my eyes

Pardon me for channeling tween girl social media outrage here…. but I just can’t.  Like, I can’t EVEN!  UGH!

There’s nothing better than the parquet.  Nothing.

And Finally…

Chris Douglas-Roberts says he wants to bring back the short-shorts.  Good luck, CDR.  We all know how that went last time we saw them.

The rest of the links:

CSNNE:  US reaches semis at World Cup of Basketball  |  Yahoo:  Greg Monroe suspended 2 games for DUI  |  Herald: Shawn Marion signs with Cavs

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  • LA Flake

    Billups was SOLID but I don’t think he’s a HOFer. They should definitely retire his jersey in Detroit though.

    Can’t believe the Cavs signed Shawn Marion. That’s one hell of a pick up for them. SMDH.

    • Dave

      LeBron trying to pull off his best 07 Danny Ainge impression with all these pickups trying to turn Cleveland from a bottom feeder to a contender. But I don’t think this new Cavs team will win it all in their first year like the 08 Celtics ;), especially with the Spurs still around.

      • Curt Hays

        You’re new here, and you make good comments. Have an upvote!

        • Dave

          Thank you, you get one too!

    • Curt Hays

      I’m just glad that the Mavs picked up Chandler Parsons in his place. I’d rather have Parsons in Green, but the Mavs are my second choice for him.

      • forever_green

        Mav’s are gonna be good!

  • adam

    60/70’s era clothing is coming back in fashion. maybe the short shorts will come back?

  • Richard Jensen

    I think Zach Lowe is red/green color blind. He kept calling the Lakers’ purple “Blue” (yes, I know it’s called “Forum Blue”, but let’s all stop kidding ourselves here), and he insisted that one of the colors in the 76ers color scheme is maroon.

    And yeah, that Lakers court–I just can’t fathom that getting top billing. If you’re going to use purple and yellow, then why on EARTH would you make YELLOW the dominant color in the scheme?

    I also have a major issue with Zach dinging the Celtics for putting the sponsor name on the end lines. It would be far worse to put the sponsor name on the parquet.

    • Dave

      Agreed, and I still can’t believe people call it “Laker Gold”, it’s fcking yellow, and I don’t give a damn about what they do with their court. The “TD Garden” sponsor logo has always been on the sideline in the Garden and rightfully so since it’s the arena the C’s are playing in so I don’t know why Zach is all over that

      • Richard Jensen

        ” I don’t know why Zach is all over that”

        In his exact words: “They are the only team that uses precious baseline real estate to tout the name of the arena, and not the name of the city or team. That is corporate promotion treading into sacred territory.”

        “corporate promotion treading into sacred territory”

        No, Zach. Putting corporate logos in the field of play is ‘treading into sacred territory’.

        The Celtics have *never* put their name or “BOSTON” on the baselines. If you don’t know you’re watching the Boston Celtics, words on the baseline probably won’t help you out.

    • Curt Hays

      at least TD Garden isn’t in bright RED in distinct contrast to gold and purple

      • Richard Jensen

        Funny thing is that Ford–which is normally a real stickler about brand identity–allows the Celtics to use a white outline on the stanchions that effectively make the blue oval green.

        • Curt Hays

          See there! Boston even got Ford to CHANGE their logo for us!

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  • swissflix

    Look at the career Chauncey had…and we did draft him after all. A true baller. Trading him away for Kenny Anderson just 50 games into his career epitomizes the late 90ies Celtics. Just so many ifs and what could have beens….

    • Dave

      They gave up on Chauncey and JJ too early in their careers, imagine had we kept them and somehow flipped Walker and a couple firsts for KG back in 98 to go along with PP, one can only dream.

      Pitino in his famous interview said guys like Bird and McHale weren’t walking through that door, well KG and Ray Allen did and your sorry ass wasn’t there so a nice middle finger to you. Those 20+ struggling years sweetened that 08 championship, wished we could have won a few more but that one I will always remember since I wasn’t alive the last time they won before that

      • Curt Hays

        KG would not have brought us that banner if he didn’t first play under the tutelage of Kevin McHale. In a direct way, McHale brought us 4 banners.

        • Dave

          Absolutely, what was so reassuring when he and Ray came here was they all walked through the fire like PP did so you know that Celtics team wasn’t messing around, and through it all they all stayed humble and focused

          I always loved the bond that KG and McHale had, when KG became a Celtic it was a Celtic to Celtic connection

  • KGino

    So weird I just saw that Simpsons episode last night for the first time in 10+ years

  • art

    He’s definitely not a Hall of Famer. He wasn’t really anything until he finally became a good player during his Detroit years. And he really wasn’t much after his Detroit years. He made his star in Detroit and that’s what he’ll be remembered for.

  • forever_green

    IMO…Chauncey should be in the hall of fame. Very solid player & made plays in big moments.