Wings Actually Slow Rondo Down

Rajon Rondo is so fast, wings would ruin his aerodynamics and slow him down.  But he's growing them anyway, thanks to a sponsorship with Red Bull.  They were so happy to have him, they gave him a ride to Game 1. 

2 observations in that photo:

1:  Ring on the middle finger.  Just how it should be.
2:  His hands are so big, they look like they wrap around the can twice. 

I hope Red Bull comes up with some better ads now that Rondo's a spokesman.  Give me something better than those dumb-ass cartoons.

(Via Ball Don't Lie and CelticsBlog)

Updated, with video