We have often said that when reality gets too boring, we substitute our own.� Thanks to Photoshop, we can do that pretty easily.� Our last compilation of images seemed fairly popular� so we decided to compile our second season of work in to another page.� Enjoy.

One thing we like to do is pretend good players are already on the Celtics:

Kevin Garnett

Kevin Durant

Allen Iverson

Pau Gasol

Greg Oden

Elton Brand

Antonio Davis

David Ortiz

Movie Posters are often a good way for us to get our point across:

Made for the opening of 2006-2007 camp

Made for a Matty G Piece on former Celtics

Made� well� just because

This was made by request

Made post-Telfair gun arrest

Made during the C�s early season woes

Made after the C�s 12th consecutive loss

Yeah, it�s a magazine cover� but it fit the C�s 17th straight loss

Doc and Danny are obviously favorite targets of ours:

A few of Danny made in conjunction for our draft lottery coverage

Danny waiting for a team to call about a trade

Danny in �The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly�

We didn�t like the early season crash and burn.

The C�s are going to London� so why not?

�Mission Accomplished� clinching the 2nd worst record

Made after a player ate a pre-game cheeseburger

Danny taking a coffee break while Doc takes the heat� and Danny in a turkey costume

The C�s had just ended a bad stretch

If I need to explain this, you need to stand next to me while I wear that shirt.

Our players get in on the action too� but it�s often much more flattering in their favor:

The tag team of Perk & Powe� a.k.a. �Hustle & Muscle�

Paul�s return to the C�s was supposed to save us� until he un-returned

This was by request� something about being fast

Rondo had just had a pretty good game

The young kids had a lot of work to do

This was part of the early season �mystery infection� story.

Wally was happy to have Paul Pierce back from injury

After Delonte hit the game winner for the C�s first win of the season

We�re not so flattering with the opposition (especially Isaiah Thomas):

Kirilenko is always crying like a little girl

This was for a piece on the players we hated most in the NBA

Stephen Jackson likes guns

Adam Morrison was our pick for �Wookie� of the year.� Seriously man� get a hair cut.

 

 

And Antoine Walker can choke on his championship right for all we care� maybe it will keep him away from the dinner table for 5 minutes.

Paul is good

And finally� it�s Lucky�s turn.� He�s a versatile player in our shenanigans

 

 

 

The Portland �Jail� Blazers�.

 

 

� and David Stern as The Godfather

Al Jefferson was playing pretty well when we made this

Perk on the Garden:

�It be cold�

The C�s go hunting for wins

Even though we were in the tank

Wyc vows to clean up the C�s

Demonstrating the C�s defensive strategy

The season was just around the corner� hah!� Get it?

Maybe the 46 win season was a little too optimistic� no?

Pay no attention to the mascot behind the curtain

Helping Frank the Tank as the Celtics went streaking (in a good way)

The season is about to come to a merciful end

Oh� he looks so peaceful.� Trust us� he�s in a better place now

Even Lucky couldn�t bear to watch this season