Welcome To Carnival Idol... a RedsArmy.com Presentation

We want to send a special shout out to TheBigLeadï¿½ which was attacked and shut down by ESPNRadioï¿½s leading douchebag (or as heï¿½s now known in the blogosphereï¿½ Schrutebag) Colin Cowherd.ï¿½ For those who donï¿½t know what happened, you can get the rundown here.ï¿½ Props to Deadspin and WithLeatherï¿½ sites with huge readerships that saw what happened and made sure it was publicized.ï¿½ As an idiot blogger, I find it abhorrent that ESPN would attack ï¿½the little guy.ï¿½ï¿½ Iï¿½m glad that at least there was a little scolding and an apology.ï¿½

I got what you wantï¿½ you got what I needï¿½

The first blog up is the Need4Sheed

Like a miracle shot, or me becoming a star

Taking over Pistons.com is the coolest thing by far

At HoopsAddict.comï¿½ as I make the switch

They review a book on the Life of Pete Maravich

And if that ainï¿½t all thatï¿½ and a bag of chips

Check out SAT Scores and NCAA Scholarships.

My career will be one big roller coasterï¿½

But If I were like the TheHypeGuy and his classic movie posters

Iï¿½d probably always get laidï¿½

But instead Iï¿½m like EmptyTheBenchï¿½s list of the most overpaid.

Now Iï¿½m gonna goï¿½

Cuz this bit is getting oldï¿½

Besidesï¿½ I want to read IHeartKG

And how to win Troy Hudsonï¿½s gold.

Dogï¿½ I donï¿½t know.ï¿½ I know that these guys are TRYING to be funny.ï¿½ But I just donï¿½t see it.ï¿½ Maybe if they were like that Knicks blog PostingandToasting.com.ï¿½ Now thatï¿½s funnyï¿½ especially their ï¿½Know The Opponentï¿½ stuff.ï¿½

Whoaï¿½ thatï¿½s a little harsh.ï¿½ The guys here at Redï¿½s Army are trying.ï¿½ I meanï¿½ they did fix Rajon Rondoï¿½s shotï¿½ doesnï¿½t that count for anything?

Ohï¿½ I didnï¿½t realize blatant self promotion was allowed in the carnival.ï¿½ Otherwise I might have thrown in a plug for the podcast the guys recorded while they were in the stands at the Miami Heat game.ï¿½

Because of youï¿½

paparazzi stalk me all over the place

Like ThePaintedArea and his

candid pics of ballers (Check out Pauï¿½s Face)

Because of youï¿½ I was hot

but now Iï¿½ve fallen into the abyssï¿½

But now Iï¿½m back to read

SportSnorts Cubanï¿½s Missile Crisis

I donï¿½t have commercials

But BothTeamsPlayedHard

found 50 of the NBAï¿½s Best

And StraightBangin

Says Amare Stoudemire

Is too good for the rest

And like BulletsForever

And its Dan Steinberg interview

Itï¿½s because of you!

Dogï¿½ I see where youï¿½re going with this.ï¿½ Itï¿½s starting to grow on me, man. Iï¿½m digging it.ï¿½ï¿½ Youï¿½re hoping to make a splashï¿½ maybe you can be popular like GoldenStateOfMindï¿½ and have a bunch of people show up for your events or make bids for Kevin Garnett

So I was listening to Redï¿½s Armyï¿½s new call-in show and admiring my highlights when I saw Wally Szczerbiak on TVï¿½ OH MY GOD heï¿½s so hot.ï¿½ So I figure if I get a Brazilian tonightï¿½ Iï¿½ll be ready to try to track him down by...

Iï¿½ve got no talentï¿½ but I donï¿½t careï¿½

Because I get votesï¿½ and Iï¿½ve got my hair.

So Iï¿½ll continue to singï¿½ And youï¿½re eardrums Iï¿½ll bruiseï¿½

As TWolvesBlog wondersï¿½ if itï¿½s OK to lose

Iï¿½ll win this contestï¿½ and Iï¿½ll drive fancy carsï¿½

While 20SecondTimeout defines the value of Superstars

There are still more links comingï¿½ so please donï¿½t get bored

Why not check out YAYSports!... Postseason awards

OH MY GOD!!!!ï¿½ I love Sanjaya and this carnival SOOOOO MUCH!!!ï¿½ I just canï¿½t get enough of things that totally blow!!ï¿½ If I liked cool things, then Iï¿½d read NBA Glue and how Al Jefferson is the new big on the blockï¿½. Or how NBA stars compare to the stars of the hottest shows on TV.ï¿½ But since I like things like suck, I want to hear more SANJAYA!!!ï¿½

HooplahNation is for fans of the Netsï¿½

And Sportsbiz can probably help you place bets

But their look at the Wacky ABA

Makes me think theyï¿½re A-OK!

Come on, Paula.ï¿½ Iï¿½ve had enough of this crapï¿½ and youï¿½ve had enough to drink.ï¿½ Letï¿½s go back to my place, maybe pretend weï¿½re Pistons fans and read TheHardcourtï¿½ and who knows...

Youï¿½ve had 23 drinks tonight.ï¿½ Dogï¿½ thatï¿½s foul.ï¿½ I meanï¿½ youï¿½re probably in the right frame of mind for this carnivalï¿½ but if you had to navigate maybe the coolest new site around... BallHype.comï¿½ youï¿½d totally fall flat dog.

Wellï¿½ weï¿½re almost done with the carnival.ï¿½ The guys at Redï¿½s Army still havenï¿½t paid me, so I got this shirt made up.ï¿½ Redï¿½s Army Sucks!ï¿½ Thatï¿½ll teach them.ï¿½

There are other Celtic sites that donï¿½t suck.ï¿½ Like CelticsBlogï¿½ pretty much the top dog of Cï¿½s sites.ï¿½ The guys over at CelticsStuffLive blazed the trail by doing their weekly live broadcasts and call-in shows.ï¿½ The folks at Loyï¿½s Place are prolific.ï¿½ Besides hosting a recent carnivalï¿½ they wonder if the Cï¿½s are tanking (even though the Cï¿½s insist the lottery is no sure thing)ï¿½ or if theyï¿½re just a victim of circumstance.ï¿½

There are too many Celtics blogs to even remember them all.ï¿½ Celtics bloggers are working 24/7ï¿½ even though the team blows.ï¿½ Luckily, you can find them all hereï¿½

As for who the winner is in ï¿½Carnival Idolï¿½ï¿½

Wellï¿½ when you consider the cheesy premise, horrible lyrics, and the potential lawsuit facing Redï¿½s Army for ripping off Foxï¿½s materialï¿½ there is no winner.ï¿½ Everybodyï¿½s a lose in this oneï¿½ Right Simon?