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“Flat…Not Tired.”

“Flat…Not Tired.”

Those are Doc Rivers' words assessing his team's performance in last night's 95-90 loss to the Magic. Quite frankly, I think Doc was rather kind with his description. The Celtics brought pre-season intensity into Game 1 of a playoff series. Inexcusable. What is wrong with Rondo? He looked severely disjointed in the first 3 quarters [...]

May 5, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 8

Torture

Torture

I'd rather get waterboarded then watch another game like that. The Celtics fell behind by 28 points after a couple of horrible stretches in the 2nd and 3rd quarters. But because Orlando is a poorly coached team that continues to seek out three point shots even when holding a big lead, the C's made this [...]

May 4, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 22

Round 2… Fight!

Round 2… Fight!

0 @ 0 Monday, May 4, 2009 8:00 pm ET TD BankNorth Garden (Boston, MA) Just two days after perhaps the most exciting first round series of all-time, the men in green are back at it again. Boston will host the Orlando Magic tonight at the Garden for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

The Weakest Link

The Weakest Link

Dear Boston Celtics, Please attack JJ Redick so mercilessly in this series and make him cry and pout like the little Dukie bitch we all think he is.  He is the chum and Ray Allen is Jaws.  He's the cocaine, and Ray is Lindsay Lohan.  He's the toddler, and Ray is Michael Jackson. I'm not [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 8

Exclusive Investigation: Superman Is A Douche

Exclusive Investigation:  Superman Is A Douche

We all know full well that Dwight Howard thinks he's Superman.  But who is Superman, really?  Superman isn't the wholesome figure he pretends to be.  In an exclusive investigation, Red's Army has found Superman is really a gigantic douchebag.  Here is exhibit A: Is this the type of role model that is appropriate for our [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 5

Kendrick Perkins – Key To The Series

Kendrick Perkins – Key To The Series

  We can expect Rajon Rondo to have his way with Rafer Alston.  And I'd think Ray Allen can have his way with JJ Redick.  Paul Pierce guard the All-Ugly Team's Hedo Turkoglu, leaving Glen Davis on Rashard Lewis… which will be tough.  But it will be do-able… if Kendrick Perkins can hold up his [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 17

Where Doubting The Celtics Happens

Where Doubting The Celtics Happens

The math is simple:  No KG + Tight 7 game series with 7th seed = legions of doubters.  I don't blame people for doubting the Celtics.  The math seems pretty convincing.  Charles Barkley is the first person to step up and pick Orlando.  "Boston has no shot at beating Orlando," said Barkley. "Without Kevin Garnett, [...]

May 3, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 24

Anything Left in the Tank?

Anything Left in the Tank?

I have my worries about Game 1 against the Magic on Monday night. There's a good chance the Celtics will be hungover. It's a textbook "letdown" game. Despite the seven game series and all the OTs, Pierce insists he's not fatigued: “I ain’t tired,” Pierce said as he slumped against the wall in the Garden [...]

May 3, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 10