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I swear I started this post at 7 AM with the intent on finishing it later in the morning and posting it for the lunch time web surfers.  Imagine my dismay at 9:30 when I checked in on Celtics blog with the same headline and the same picture.  Oh well… I'll chalk it up to [...]

May 5, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 23

Round 2… Fight!

Round 2… Fight!

0 @ 0 Monday, May 4, 2009 8:00 pm ET TD BankNorth Garden (Boston, MA) Just two days after perhaps the most exciting first round series of all-time, the men in green are back at it again. Boston will host the Orlando Magic tonight at the Garden for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

The Weakest Link

The Weakest Link

Dear Boston Celtics, Please attack JJ Redick so mercilessly in this series and make him cry and pout like the little Dukie bitch we all think he is.  He is the chum and Ray Allen is Jaws.  He's the cocaine, and Ray is Lindsay Lohan.  He's the toddler, and Ray is Michael Jackson. I'm not [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 8

I Think This LeBron Guy Is Gonna Be Good

I Think This LeBron Guy Is Gonna Be Good

Wow… this came out of the blue.  I guess LeBron James is gonna be named MVP.  Who the hell saw that coming? What?  Now you're telling me the sun will rise tomorrow?  What are you, some kind of voodoo witch doctor with a crystal ball? [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 2

Exclusive Investigation: Superman Is A Douche

Exclusive Investigation:  Superman Is A Douche

We all know full well that Dwight Howard thinks he's Superman.  But who is Superman, really?  Superman isn't the wholesome figure he pretends to be.  In an exclusive investigation, Red's Army has found Superman is really a gigantic douchebag.  Here is exhibit A: Is this the type of role model that is appropriate for our [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 5

Kendrick Perkins – Key To The Series

Kendrick Perkins – Key To The Series

  We can expect Rajon Rondo to have his way with Rafer Alston.  And I'd think Ray Allen can have his way with JJ Redick.  Paul Pierce guard the All-Ugly Team's Hedo Turkoglu, leaving Glen Davis on Rashard Lewis… which will be tough.  But it will be do-able… if Kendrick Perkins can hold up his [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 17

Where Doubting The Celtics Happens

Where Doubting The Celtics Happens

The math is simple:  No KG + Tight 7 game series with 7th seed = legions of doubters.  I don't blame people for doubting the Celtics.  The math seems pretty convincing.  Charles Barkley is the first person to step up and pick Orlando.  "Boston has no shot at beating Orlando," said Barkley. "Without Kevin Garnett, [...]

May 3, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 24