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We Are What We Are

We Are What We Are

It's time to embrace what the Boston Celtics are to the rest of the world. They're dirty.  They get away with the things.  They talk too much and foul too hard.  And we Celtics fans… well… we're dirty, arrogant a-holes who illicit eye rolls at the mere hint of complaint.  People even come here to [...]

May 6, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 22

Let’s Not Focus On The Wrong Thing Here

Let’s Not Focus On The Wrong Thing Here

It's very easy for us Celtics fans to focus on the furious second half comeback in which the Celtics.  We're looking for the positive.  We're looking for something to give us hope heading into game 2.  That's what fans do in a game like that.  But let's not make the mistake of focusing on the [...]

May 6, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 16

J.J. Redick Wants Your Best

J.J. Redick Wants Your Best

Via Slam Online: “I just want some creativity, that’s all I want,” Redick said Saturday. “I haven’t heard creative things since college. Like really, I don’t know if it’s the alcohol consumption at NBA games, but there’s nothing remotely creative or funny ever said to me. It’s boring. I’m so conditioned to it now.” You [...]

May 5, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 12

Start Scal

Start Scal

I swear I started this post at 7 AM with the intent on finishing it later in the morning and posting it for the lunch time web surfers.  Imagine my dismay at 9:30 when I checked in on Celtics blog with the same headline and the same picture.  Oh well… I'll chalk it up to [...]

May 5, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 23

“Flat…Not Tired.”

“Flat…Not Tired.”

Those are Doc Rivers' words assessing his team's performance in last night's 95-90 loss to the Magic. Quite frankly, I think Doc was rather kind with his description. The Celtics brought pre-season intensity into Game 1 of a playoff series. Inexcusable. What is wrong with Rondo? He looked severely disjointed in the first 3 quarters [...]

May 5, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 8

Torture

Torture

I'd rather get waterboarded then watch another game like that. The Celtics fell behind by 28 points after a couple of horrible stretches in the 2nd and 3rd quarters. But because Orlando is a poorly coached team that continues to seek out three point shots even when holding a big lead, the C's made this [...]

May 4, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 22

Round 2… Fight!

Round 2… Fight!

0 @ 0 Monday, May 4, 2009 8:00 pm ET TD BankNorth Garden (Boston, MA) Just two days after perhaps the most exciting first round series of all-time, the men in green are back at it again. Boston will host the Orlando Magic tonight at the Garden for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

The Weakest Link

The Weakest Link

Dear Boston Celtics, Please attack JJ Redick so mercilessly in this series and make him cry and pout like the little Dukie bitch we all think he is.  He is the chum and Ray Allen is Jaws.  He's the cocaine, and Ray is Lindsay Lohan.  He's the toddler, and Ray is Michael Jackson. I'm not [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 8

Exclusive Investigation: Superman Is A Douche

Exclusive Investigation:  Superman Is A Douche

We all know full well that Dwight Howard thinks he's Superman.  But who is Superman, really?  Superman isn't the wholesome figure he pretends to be.  In an exclusive investigation, Red's Army has found Superman is really a gigantic douchebag.  Here is exhibit A: Is this the type of role model that is appropriate for our [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 5

Kendrick Perkins – Key To The Series

Kendrick Perkins – Key To The Series

  We can expect Rajon Rondo to have his way with Rafer Alston.  And I'd think Ray Allen can have his way with JJ Redick.  Paul Pierce guard the All-Ugly Team's Hedo Turkoglu, leaving Glen Davis on Rashard Lewis… which will be tough.  But it will be do-able… if Kendrick Perkins can hold up his [...]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 17