The Departed

By RedsArmy.com’s Matt Geagan

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Over the past few years the Celtics have lost their share of players. Then again, who hasn’t in the NBA? With Danny Ainge pulling the trigger a lot in past years and Chris Wallace/Rick Pitino making the 90’s a terrible decade for the Celtics, the casualty list of green uniforms is longer than Vin Baker’s bar tab (ba-ZING). There are many Celtics we miss, and those that we don’t.  So let’s take a trip down memory lane…

 

Antoine Walker

 

He was The Guy on the Celtics or 7 ¼ years. ‘Toine and Paul Pierce created the greatest Celtic playoff game that I was alive for. 1986 doesn’t count because I couldn’t make memories then. The first Celtic jersey I owned was Antoine’s #8. I still had faith in him when everyone in Boston hated him. So when I had similar faith in Danny Ainge, he traded my first real Celtic star on my 20th Birthday. The 20th Birthday is so pointless to begin with and the trade just made it worse. Of course,  Walker came back for 24 games in 2005 and gave the team some life, but the six playoff games were miserable and pretty much assured he wouldn’t be back the following season. ‘Toine now has a ring and a huge contract for five more years (despite a recent benching because he is out of shape). The only thing he doesn’t have is the Wiggle.

 

 

Ricky Davis

 

Ricky was always good for an amazing dunk, a few game-winning shots, and even a new hairstyle. He is putting up the same numbers with Kevin Garnett as he did Pierce. But his attitude isn’t as subdued as it was here. He was suspended a game last week for leaving the court after being replaced against the Pistons in the fourth quarter. Ricky was fun to have around on the Celtics, but now that he’s gone he isn’t worth watching anymore. Before he came, all I really knew was he was feuding with Lebron and tried to get his own rebound. It’s the same now.

 

Mark Blount

 

Mark Blount was an interesting character. He was a seven footer that could shoot the ball, but couldn’t rebound well. He had a great contract year, and somehow managed a five year deal that would pay him over $30 million. After he got all that loot, Blount disappeared on the court and was basically stealing money. Getting rid of him and his contract was the only reason trading the fan favorite Davis made sense. He is playing well in Minnesota, but the Wolves aren’t a better team with him.  And neither were the Celtics.

 

Mike James

 

I remember watching the Celtics play the Bucks in during Thanksgiving Break of 2003, and some guy named Mike James hit seven three pointers. There were five people in the room and everyone asked the same thing over and over again: “Who is Mike James?” Mike James may have only played 55 games for Boston, but I don’t think in any one of them he was referred to as anything but “Mike James”. His name just rolled off the tongue and he put together some pretty good games. Of course he was traded that season and ended up getting a ring with the Pistons. He’s been on six teams in four years but always seems to play well against the Celtics.

 

Marcus Banks

 

Banks was Danny Ainge’s first child. He had so much potential and hype coming into the league but never lived up to any of it. Banks was the most frustrating young player to watch because he never wanted to learn. Even when he was teammates with Gary Payton, Banks would never look like he wanted to listen. He had some flashes, but anyone that plays in 81 games a year should. I wasn’t surprised when he was traded, either time. He was one guy the Celtics gave up on that didn’t bother me. The fact that he still isn’t playing well with Steve Nash to learn from doesn’t surprise me. But he could have a ring pretty soon too.

 

Chauncey Billups

 

This is the guy the Celtics gave up on that does bother me.  Just too painful to talk about…

 

Raef LaFrentz

 

Raef came over with Jiri Welsch, Chris Mills and a first rounder that later turned into Delonte West. Raef was a big guy stuck in a big contract. He never lived up to being a third overall pick and is now just dead weight that makes over $33 million over the next three years. Raef is never 100% healthy so there was no surprise when he hurt his calf opening night and was then out until mid-December for the Blazers. He still hasn’t hit a three (0-9) and has only played in 13 games this season. In other words, Raef and Theo Ratliff cancel each other out perfectly, only Raef is leaching off a team for another year (I Love This Game).

 

Mikki Moore

 

Mikki Moore never played a game with the Celtics. They signed him to a 10 day contract, and that was it. All I remember about Mikki is he was scary looking and owned snakes. Huge snakes. I stumbled across this article while looking for his stats. The only reason he is on this list is the fact he now plays for the Nets. He sports Latrell Sprewell-like pigtails, and is New Jersey’s fifth leading scorer (welcome to the Atlantic Division). Some Moore fun facts: He was the first overall pick in the 2002 NBDL draft and was named Defensive Player of the year. Even though he never played a minute in the Green, Mikki was too odd of a character to pass up.

 

Vitaly Potapenko

 

Vitaly only makes the list because he had the best name since Dino Radja (but no Starting Lineup). He had three decent seasons with the Celtics until he was shipped off in the Vin Baker trade. At that time Potapenko was making $27 million over three seasons, so I guess he could be thought of as a poor man’s Raef LaFrentz. Vitaly barely played in four seasons with the Sonics, and now sits on the bench in Sacramento.

 

And of course…

 

Vin Baker

 

I think I dislike Vin Baker more than any other player in the NBA. Even more than Ron Artest, Stephen Jackson and Vince Carter combined. During his second season in Boston, fans sold Vin Baker Sucks t-shirts with $13 Mil. where his number should have been. Of course I bought one and still wear it from time to time. After a season and a half of awful play the Celtics suspended Baker because he was an alcoholic. The Celtics worked out a deal so they wouldn’t have to pay his complete contract, but Baker is still on the books for over $5 million this season. Since his buyout, he’s earned paychecks from four other teams. He was released by the Timberwolves earlier this season, and is finally out of basketball.

 

 

Matt Geagan is a sports producer at WBZ-TV… which means he’s not just into basketball.  You can catch MattyG’s thoughts on all things sports on his FoxSports.com blog.  You can email him at MattyG@RedsArmy.com