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ESPN promo pokes fun at Rajon Rondo’s giant hands

ESPN promo pokes fun at Rajon Rondo’s giant hands

ESPN does a lot of things wrong, but their promos are still top notch. This one features Rajon Rondo and his giant hands. I give it a B-. [...]

January 14, 2013 Chuck - Red's Army Humor, Rajon Rondo, Videos 10

Video: absolutely, positively the worst free throw ever taken

Video: absolutely, positively the worst free throw ever taken

Via Deadspin Congratulations, Brian Okam.  That’s basketball’s worst ever serious free throw attempt.   It literally didn’t even make it half way there. Just… horrible. [...]

December 9, 2012 John - Red's Army (@RedsArmy_John) Humor 4

Happy Holidays from the Celtics dancers

Happy Holidays from the Celtics dancers

Dear Santa, I’ve been a good Celtics fan all year long. Could you please bring me the lovely brunette on the far left? Thanks, Chuck [...]

December 3, 2012 Chuck - Red's Army Humor 8

It’s been a tough week for Paul Pierce’s legs

It’s been a tough week for Paul Pierce’s legs

Welcome to 35, Mr. Pierce. I cringe when the leg buckles against the Magic. Pierce is lucky he didn’t sustain a major injury. [...]

November 29, 2012 Chuck - Red's Army Celtics News, Humor, Paul Pierce 6

I just know Kobe Bryant hates Dwight Howard

I just know Kobe Bryant hates Dwight Howard

This is kinda funny, but I just know Kobe despises Dwight Howard. It’s because he has the same demeanor on the court as he does on the team plane. Paint your face, clown. (h/t Hoops Hype) [...]

November 26, 2012 Chuck - Red's Army Around the NBA, Humor 14

Al Horford’s little brother is thankful for boobies and booty

Al Horford’s little brother is thankful for boobies and booty

The little brother of Hawks center Al Horford is becoming an Internet sensation for his oogling of a Hawks cheerleader during last night’s game. You have to appreciate the boy’s ambition. He doesn’t settle for the front view. He gets up and takes a peek around back. (h/t Sheridan Hoops) [...]

November 22, 2012 Chuck - Red's Army Around the NBA, Humor 5

Just two more reasons to mock the Lakers and their fans

Just two more reasons to mock the Lakers and their fans

I’ll go out on a limb and say the kid with the backwards hat and sunglasses has a basketball IQ of 5. Those matching Dwight Howard t-shirts are kinda cute, though. [Update: Deadspin interviewed them both, bro] Speaking of Mr. Howard, check out the reaction to his latest debacle at the free throw line. Air balls [...]

November 21, 2012 Chuck - Red's Army Around the NBA, Humor 11

Caption contest: Doc Rivers gets overly excited

Caption contest: Doc Rivers gets overly excited

This picture surfaced on Twitter a few days ago… and I just had to throw it to our readers. “The Lakers hired Mike D’Antoni?” (via YourManDevine) [...]

November 14, 2012 Chuck - Red's Army Doc Rivers, Humor 11

The Onion pokes fun at KG/Ray Allen ‘feud’

The Onion pokes fun at KG/Ray Allen ‘feud’

In response to the shooting guard’s decision to sign with the Miami Heat earlier this offseason, Celtics forward Kevin Garnett confirmed Wednesday that he’s no longer on growling terms with longtime friend and former teammate Ray Allen. “It is what it is. I will not be shouting at the top of my lungs in that [...]

October 9, 2012 Chuck - Red's Army Humor, Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen 5

Rajon Rondo owns 35 pairs of jeans

Rajon Rondo owns 35 pairs of jeans

In this Today Show segment about Rajon Rondo’s internship at GQ and his affinity for fashion, we learn that he owns 35 pairs of jeans. Contrast that with the two pairs in my closet. Rondo also owns a hideous pair of gold sneakers. He’s still looking for the right occasion to wear those babies. Rondo singled [...]

September 19, 2012 Chuck - Red's Army Celtics News, Humor, Rajon Rondo 14