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“The worst 27-4 team ever”

So says Mark Massengil Heisler… If anyone forgot, as almost everyone did, the Lakers' size, depth and athleticism are far superior to the Celtics'. If the Lakers played as hard as the Celtics, and defended as well, they really would win 70. Just keep this in mind:  This guy got paid to write this pile... [More]

December 29, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 12

Kings Dancers Like to Party

Our advanced scouting team tells us the Sacramento Kings dancers like to party. Last February, some racy photos of the chicks hit the web. Naturally, I've dug them up as we prepare for tonight's game. Remember let's not take this team lightly, they smoked the Lakers. The naughty pictures…after the jump.... [More]

December 28, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 4
If Only Joey Riggs Was Real

If Only Joey Riggs Was Real

That's little "Joey Riggs"… giving a very Celtics-like post-game interview in a new Spalding commercial. Check out his numbers in the scroll across the bottom:  43 pts (11/14 fg, 7-9 3pt), 8 rebounds, 11 blocks as the C's came back from 24 in the 4th against someone… probably the Lakers. (via TheHoopDoctors… who say the... [More]

December 28, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized Comments Off

Taking Stock

Two straight losses are no big deal.  That's going to happen in the NBA, and it might happen again.  The Celtics clearly are not worried.  But everyone is using this as a jumping-off point to reassess the C's… so let's take a look at the things we've noticed this weekend. The Celtics are mortal Every... [More]

December 28, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 4

Christmas Kicks

It looked like everyone was wearing clown shoes on Christmas.  I'm all for limited edition shoes… but I think they took the green & red Christmas thing a hair too far. Nevertheless… NiceKicks.com has a full rundown of all the shoes both the Laker and Celtics were wearing on Christmas day. Here are a couple... [More]

December 27, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 6

What the Hell Happened?

Sorry to dump a load on you this morning while you're eating your breakfast. Just felt the above photo was the best way to represent the Celtics loss to the Warriors. Everything seemed fine in the first half (what I witnessed before passing out falling asleep), but apparently Doc knew his team wasn't going to... [More]

December 27, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 8

Perkins Will Not Play Tonight

Perk will not play against the Warriors. According to Comcast's Greg Dickerson, he's got some type of muscle problem with his left shoulder. If you missed it, he injured himself in the first half of the Lakers game but it didn't keep him from playing the rest of the game.  Dickerson said Doc didn't find... [More]

December 27, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 21

The Full Kevin Garnett Piece

Here's the whole piece on Kevin Garnett from halftime of the Suns/Spurs game. Thanks to LD2K for the video. FYI to Celtics fans, this isn't the LD2K that has acted like an ass in the comments.  He's actually cool… for a Lakers fan.... [More]

December 27, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 4

Time To Move On

So it wasn't the best ending to Christmas.  The C's didn't look great, and it's giving C's haters plenty of ammunition.  That's fine.  They can talk all they want in December.  I'm more concerned with June.  But I'm officially bored with the Lakers trolls now. The C's are in Oakland, and they won't be seeing... [More]

December 26, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 4

Sasha Vujacic is a Fool

My Sasha Vujacic annoyance level reached an all-time high when I stumbled upon this photo. Dude – it was a regular season game. Stop acting like you went 15-rounds with Ivan Drago. Now that was a Christmas day battle that meant something. I prefer to remember you this way:... [More]

December 26, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 14