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The Weakest Link

Dear Boston Celtics, Please attack JJ Redick so mercilessly in this series and make him cry and pout like the little Dukie bitch we all think he is.  He is the chum and Ray Allen is Jaws.  He's the cocaine, and Ray is Lindsay Lohan.  He's the toddler, and Ray is Michael Jackson. I'm not... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 8

I Think This LeBron Guy Is Gonna Be Good

Wow… this came out of the blue.  I guess LeBron James is gonna be named MVP.  Who the hell saw that coming? What?  Now you're telling me the sun will rise tomorrow?  What are you, some kind of voodoo witch doctor with a crystal ball?... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 2

Exclusive Investigation: Superman Is A Douche

We all know full well that Dwight Howard thinks he's Superman.  But who is Superman, really?  Superman isn't the wholesome figure he pretends to be.  In an exclusive investigation, Red's Army has found Superman is really a gigantic douchebag.  Here is exhibit A: Is this the type of role model that is appropriate for our... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 5

New Shirt: Real Teams Play In June

It's been a while since we put out a new shirt… and this one is fairly ballsy in that there's no guarantee that the Celtics will even be playing in June.  But I stand by the statement no matter what:  Real Teams Play In June.  Visit our store to pick up the shirt.  Most shirts... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

Kendrick Perkins – Key To The Series

  We can expect Rajon Rondo to have his way with Rafer Alston.  And I'd think Ray Allen can have his way with JJ Redick.  Paul Pierce guard the All-Ugly Team's Hedo Turkoglu, leaving Glen Davis on Rashard Lewis… which will be tough.  But it will be do-able… if Kendrick Perkins can hold up his... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 17

Where Doubting The Celtics Happens

The math is simple:  No KG + Tight 7 game series with 7th seed = legions of doubters.  I don't blame people for doubting the Celtics.  The math seems pretty convincing.  Charles Barkley is the first person to step up and pick Orlando.  "Boston has no shot at beating Orlando," said Barkley. "Without Kevin Garnett,... [More]

May 3, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 24

Caption This

KG's got a message for someone.  What is it?  Best caption wins a week of Shiatsu massages from Chuck.  I hear he's quite good.... [More]

May 3, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 28

Anything Left in the Tank?

I have my worries about Game 1 against the Magic on Monday night. There's a good chance the Celtics will be hungover. It's a textbook "letdown" game. Despite the seven game series and all the OTs, Pierce insists he's not fatigued: “I ain’t tired,” Pierce said as he slumped against the wall in the Garden... [More]

May 3, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 10

Manny Pacquiao Smokes Hatton

The best pound-for-pound fighter in the world… and huge Celtics fan… Manny Pacquiao smoked Ricky Hatton in the 2nd round tonight.  Overall, good night for C's fans.  If you listened to the postgame, this is the fight Pierce alluded to at the podium.  He didn't make it home in time to see it.  The fight... [More]

May 3, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 12

Good Riddance

The Celtics finally put away the Chicago Bulls in Game 7, 109-99. The reason? Eddie House (16 pts, 4-4 3FG, 3 steals) and the bench showed up. After a fantastic 2nd quarter, I thought this was going to be an easy night. Not the case. Rather than put their foot down on the Bulls throat... [More]

May 2, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 50