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How Come This Doesn’t Happen at Celtics Games?

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October 2, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 11

Bynum Too Good For Kareem’s Advice

Via LA Daily News: Has Andrew Bynum outgrown Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? For four years the relationship between the NBA's all-time leading scorer and Bynum seemed to be a productive one. Abdul-Jabbar took Bynum under his considerable wing, taught him post skills and footwork, while Bynum listened and grew into one of the brightest young centers in... [More]

October 2, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 7

Replacement refs really an army of clones sent to kill us all!

The first photos of the replacement referees are out… and it's clear that the contract negotiations are a front for unleashing an army of killer clones onto an unsuspecting population.  Can you tell clone #158 apart from #129?  I can't.    No one can… except for David Stern in his evil lair, evilly stroking his... [More]

October 2, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized Comments Off

Kid Survives Tumor, Cancer But Gets Cut From Hoop Team

(Editor's Note: This story has nothing to do with the Celtics or NBA, but it really struck a nerve with me this morning, hence the post) I'm all for competitive youth sports. In fact, I despise organizations that refuse to recognize winning and losing. However, there is a time and place for compassion in youth... [More]

October 2, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 5

… And then there’s The BEAST!

Lost amid the gushing about Rondo, worries about KG's knee, scrutinizing of Marquis Daniels and Rasheed Wallace, agonizing over Tony Allen and general giddiness of an overall loaded team… is what we have in Kendrick Perkins. But Rasheed Wallace is finding out.  In this video posted by the Celtics, Sheed gushes about how Perk was... [More]

October 2, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 7

Will Doc’s Lies Motivate the Celtics?

Via ESPN.com: Rivers has already come out and said the Lakers are a better team, and were a better team last season.. Chalk this up as pure motivation. Piss of the guys and make them prove you wrong. Anyone who knows basketball, knows this year's Celtics team is loaded and a near lock to win... [More]

October 1, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 14

OK… So Red was a bit of a prick

Everyone is bitching about replacement referees.  So much so that the NBA just came out today and told everyone to quit it. Well, TrueHoop took the opportunity to highlight a referee-related portion of Bill Russell's book… which showed Red Auerbach's… umm… salty side. For years, Red had a running problem with a ref named Sid... [More]

October 1, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 2

Bill Walker out 6-8 weeks

Celtics just put out the update. Doc says meniscus tear for Bill Walker and he'll have surgery within a week. Expected out at least 6-8 weeks. I wonder what that means for him staying on the team? UPDATE Surgery is scheduled for tomorrow.  The Globe makes it seem that Walker can't be cut now. An... [More]

October 1, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 6
Extended conversation with Kevin Garnett

Extended conversation with Kevin Garnett

Celtics.com has posted a 10-minute long conversation with Kevin Garnett.  They talk about everything from how difficult it was to deal with his injury, to the brick he fired up in his first ever game as a Celtic, to the first time he picked up a basketball.  He also gets into how great it is... [More]

October 1, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

Eddy Curry’s body can’t handle him being a fat bastard

Eddy Curry addresses the media after yesterday's practice The combination of sheer bulk and a workout regimen that includes using a hoveround to get to the refrigerator are proving too much for Eddy Curry's body.  It's revolting on him, cracking under the pressure of hauling his fat ass around. Eddy Curry could be sidelined up... [More]

October 1, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 1