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Game 1 Celtics Make a Statement Live Blog

<p>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.coveritlive.com/mobile.php?option=com_mobile&amp;task=viewaltcast&amp;altcast_code=82270e1d33&quot; &gt;Celtics vs Magic Gm 1&lt;/a&gt;</p> Let's have some fun….at the expense of the Magic. Go Celts!... [More]

May 4, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 1
Round 2… Fight!

Round 2… Fight!

0 @ 0 Monday, May 4, 2009 8:00 pm ET TD BankNorth Garden (Boston, MA) Just two days after perhaps the most exciting first round series of all-time, the men in green are back at it again. Boston will host the Orlando Magic tonight at the Garden for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals.... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

The Weakest Link

Dear Boston Celtics, Please attack JJ Redick so mercilessly in this series and make him cry and pout like the little Dukie bitch we all think he is.  He is the chum and Ray Allen is Jaws.  He's the cocaine, and Ray is Lindsay Lohan.  He's the toddler, and Ray is Michael Jackson. I'm not... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 8

I Think This LeBron Guy Is Gonna Be Good

Wow… this came out of the blue.  I guess LeBron James is gonna be named MVP.  Who the hell saw that coming? What?  Now you're telling me the sun will rise tomorrow?  What are you, some kind of voodoo witch doctor with a crystal ball?... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 2

Exclusive Investigation: Superman Is A Douche

We all know full well that Dwight Howard thinks he's Superman.  But who is Superman, really?  Superman isn't the wholesome figure he pretends to be.  In an exclusive investigation, Red's Army has found Superman is really a gigantic douchebag.  Here is exhibit A: Is this the type of role model that is appropriate for our... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 5

New Shirt: Real Teams Play In June

It's been a while since we put out a new shirt… and this one is fairly ballsy in that there's no guarantee that the Celtics will even be playing in June.  But I stand by the statement no matter what:  Real Teams Play In June.  Visit our store to pick up the shirt.  Most shirts... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

Kendrick Perkins – Key To The Series

  We can expect Rajon Rondo to have his way with Rafer Alston.  And I'd think Ray Allen can have his way with JJ Redick.  Paul Pierce guard the All-Ugly Team's Hedo Turkoglu, leaving Glen Davis on Rashard Lewis… which will be tough.  But it will be do-able… if Kendrick Perkins can hold up his... [More]

May 4, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 17

Where Doubting The Celtics Happens

The math is simple:  No KG + Tight 7 game series with 7th seed = legions of doubters.  I don't blame people for doubting the Celtics.  The math seems pretty convincing.  Charles Barkley is the first person to step up and pick Orlando.  "Boston has no shot at beating Orlando," said Barkley. "Without Kevin Garnett,... [More]

May 3, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 24

Caption This

KG's got a message for someone.  What is it?  Best caption wins a week of Shiatsu massages from Chuck.  I hear he's quite good.... [More]

May 3, 2009 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 28

Anything Left in the Tank?

I have my worries about Game 1 against the Magic on Monday night. There's a good chance the Celtics will be hungover. It's a textbook "letdown" game. Despite the seven game series and all the OTs, Pierce insists he's not fatigued: “I ain’t tired,” Pierce said as he slumped against the wall in the Garden... [More]

May 3, 2009 Chuck - Red's Army Uncategorized 10