Red's Army

Let’s Blow It Up

A win tonight could do more than just put the Celtics in the NBA Finals.  It could blow the team up. After six consecutive trips to the Eastern Conference finals, Detroit only has two trips to the NBA Finals and one NBA title to show for it. So many close calls, year after year, may... [More]

May 30, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 5

It Is Our Destiny

Maybe its time to face it… greater forces are at work here.  The Celtics and Lakers have no choice… we must face each other in one, epic final battle... [More]

May 30, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

Order Now… You Know… Just In Case

We have some unfinished business with the Pistons… but unfortunately… UPS doesn't have a teleporter.  So you should get your orders in now for our "Beat LA" and "Anti-Kobe" shirts. Economy shipping (7-9 days for delivery) costs $5.  Standard shipping (4-6 days) is $7.  If you are so afraid of jinxes that you want to... [More]

May 30, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 5

How to Break the Trap

Everyone knows the Celtics are struggling with the Pistons trapping defense. Fortunately for Doc Rivers and the guys, I've dug up some secrets to beating these types of defenses: -Never pick up your dribble without knowing where you will pass the ball. -Encourage, or draw, the double team and then pass before they can set it up.... [More]

May 29, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized Comments Off

Rasheed Wallace Is Slightly Upset

Then again… I might be wrong.  I'm rusty on my morse code.  You can judge for yourself from his postgame comments last night. I'm sure he's already written the league a check for the fine. UPDATE: Wallace was fined $25K for using profanity and criticizing the refs. That's $15 to you and me.... [More]

May 29, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 1
Theo Ratliff… Meet KG

Theo Ratliff… Meet KG

Ouch, baby.  Ouch... [More]

May 29, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 2

Fines For Flopping: Bad Idea

The NBA is going to start fining players for flopping.  NBA executive vice president of basketball operations Stu Jackson confirmed the new policy Wednesday night saying: "What was clearly expressed to the committee is that we would begin imposing fines next season for the most egregious type of flops. When players are taking a dive, for... [More]

May 29, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 7

I Wonder What Bill Sees In Her

Linda Holliday, girlfriend of Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, laughs as she hides two basketballs from her favorite Celtic, Ray Allen. By the way… I'm well aware that I said this about guys wearing those shooting sleeves. They don’t make you shoot better.  They only make you look like a giant douche.  “Hey… look at... [More]

May 29, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 2

I Got A Tingle

I'm going to admit a little something here. I had to listen to the last two excruciating minutes (which took about 30 minutes of actual time to play) in my car.  And at the end, when I heard "… and the Celtics are now just one win away… from the NBA finals"… I got a... [More]

May 29, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 6

Feeling Good?

Because Rip Hamilton is always flopping around and flailing, I didn't believe he was really hurt in the final seconds of last night's game. But he apparently hyperextended his right elbow. X-rays were negative but Rip had the arm in a sling as he was leaving the Garden. "It's sore a little bit," Pistons coach Flip Saunders... [More]

May 29, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 7