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Understanding Home Court Advantage

Home teams are 20-1 in the 2nd round of the playoffs… so the Celtics aren't alone in having issues away from home.  The Garbage Time All-Stars have tackled that in their usual Friday NBA Comic on Ball Don't Lie .   I'm a Tim Duncan fan… but the shot they take at him is hysterical.  Also included in the comic:  LeBron... [More]

May 16, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized Comments Off

FINISH THEM!!

One thing we know… basketball will be played in Boston on Sunday.  The only thing we need to figure out is if we'll be playing Cleveland… or Detroit.  The Celtics fans I've been talking to are feeling confident about tonight.  Part of it is because we've seen Rondo step up… Paul Pierce go to the... [More]

May 16, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 13

The Chuck Wagon May Lose Thumbs

Chuck and I are both avid purveyors in… ahem… 'games of chance'.  So I feel like I must specify that this post is about Charles Barkley… not our own resident degenerate gambler Chuck McKenney.  The rich Chuck may not be as rich as we thought. Wynn Las Vegas filed a lawsuit in District Court on... [More]

May 15, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized Comments Off

Kiss Boobie Goodbye

Cavs backup point guard Daniel Gibson will miss the remainder of the Celtics series due to a separated shoulder. Gibson, one of the Cavs' best perimeter shooters, left in pain early in the fourth quarter Wednesday night following a collision and did not return.  The team said an MRI revealed a first-degree separation and estimated... [More]

May 15, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 4

LeBron Was Better In Game 4

Almost everywhere you look, you will read something about Game 5 being LeBron's "finest performance" of the series.  That's a total load of crap written by people who only look at the "points" column of the box score and don't really watch games. Yes, LeBron pumped in 35 points… but 23 of them were in... [More]

May 15, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized Comments Off

KG Is Mentally Unstable… In A Good Way

I've said it a million times before… and I'll say it again… No trancendent athlete is well adjusted.  The all have some trigger, some fault, some instability that drives them to do things that other people with great talent can't… or won't.  Long after we've all calmed down, or quit practicing… or stopped lifting… these... [More]

May 15, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 2
I knew Cleveland Wouldn’t Disappoint Me

I knew Cleveland Wouldn’t Disappoint Me

Oh Cleveland… I knew you had a mentally retarded rapper on YouTube somewhere.  You couldn't let Atlanta hog all the glory. I'm guessing this guy wants us to stop fouling LeBron.  He's also smoking dope.  You know… I used to argue that marijuana was no big deal… but now I see that it clearly kills... [More]

May 15, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 1

Celtics Don’t Care What Stern Thinks

David Stern "suggested" that teams cut out all the fireworks.  The Celtics, much to my delight, don't seem to care much about what he's suggesting. “We’re going to do our usual show, get the fans fired up, get the energy behind our players,” [Celtics team president Rich] Gotham said.  "It’s been working out pretty well... [More]

May 15, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 4

KG Feels Up LeBron, Is Impressed

We take a break from basketball talk to bring you childish dick jokes. KG… looks like you got a handful of something there… we've got some women who read Red's Army… care to help them with any details? Thanks KG.  Its times like this that I'm proud I spent $100,000 on a prestigious journalism degree.... [More]

May 15, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized Comments Off

What Can Brown Do For You?

  These would be what you call "Playoff fouls." Don't underestimate how important fouls like this are in the playoffs.  It tells everyone that it won't be easy… so your jumper had better be on.... [More]

May 15, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 4