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Keep Shooting Kobe

It's a big question:  How will the Celtics defend Kobe Bryant? The answer might be… to let him keep shooting. Regular Season Results 20 Or More Field Goal Attempts: 26-18, .591 19 Or Less Field Goal Attempts: 31-7, .816 Playoff Results 20 Or More Field Goal Attempts: 6-3, .667 19 Or Less Field Goal Attempts: 6-0,... [More]

June 4, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 4

Celtics In 6

WhatIfSports has run 10,000 simulations of the NBA finals… and the result: It's the series that we have all been waiting for and if the WhatIfSports.comsuper computer, which is on a roll after correctly picking the NCAA tournament Final Four, Championship and Champion, is correct, the Boston Celtics will take home their 17th NBA Championship.... [More]

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Phil Must Be Stopped

This is fate.  This is how its supposed to be.  Phil Jackson… currently tied with Red Auerbach with 9 NBA championships… must beat Red's Celtics to claim the top spot on the list. And here's a memo to the players:  This matters to us. I'd rather watch '2 girls 1 cup' with my mom than... [More]

June 4, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

Dear Mr. Stern

Aren't I special. I received an email from NBA commissioner David Stern today touting the new All-Access portion of NBA.com. Check it out: I hope you are enjoying this extraordinary season, filled with intense competition and exciting performances by the world's greatest athletes. We are excited to announce the launch of All-Access–the NBA's free, official membership program–and... [More]

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The “Rondo’d” Ads

The “Rondo’d” Ads

The "You got Rondo'd" ads will officially be released Thursday… but thanks to Chris over The Sporting Blog… we've got the early look.  This one is JoJo White sticking it to two Hummer drivers… and walking away like a total badass.  The Vince Wilfork and Dee Brown ads are after the jump Vince Wilfork: Dee... [More]

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K.O.B.E.

K.O.B.E.

Now put your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care: Sadly, this ranks about 5th on Kobe's list of most embarassing moments. Thanks to Tim for the heads up. For more laughs, check out this link for the lyrics.... [More]

June 3, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 1

Breaking News: Adande, Smith Still Blowing Kobe

Kobe Bryant is more than a basketball player, he's an American hero. At least that's what ESPN wants us to believe. Our favorite ball-washers continue to fawn over Mr. Bryant. Here are some excerpts from their latest blowjobs columns. He has rebounded from the sexual assault charges of 2003, his role in the departures of... [More]

June 3, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 3

Flip Saunders Fired

Flip Saunders was fired as Detroit Pistons coach Tuesday, four days after his team was eliminated by the Boston Celtics in the Eastern Conference finals. President of basketball operations Joe Dumars said it's "time for a new voice to lead our team." Saunders had a year left on a four-year deal he signed in 2005. The decision... [More]

June 3, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 1

Why The Celtics Will Win

Defense wins championships, or so I've heard. This is the number one reason why the Celtics will beat the Lakers in the NBA Finals. And then there's the Big 3. Throughout the playoffs, the C's have proven they can win with 2 of the 3 playing well. If Kobe struggles, the Lakers lose. If Pierce... [More]

June 3, 2008 RedsArmyAdmin Uncategorized 13

Pierce Needs Some Sleep

Is it me or does Paul Pierce look a bit odd in this photo from practice? He looks like a wax figurine. I guess the pressure of the finals can do that to a man. Does us all a favor Truth and get plenty of rest the next few nights. Check out some more pics... [More]

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