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Twas The Night Before Celtsmas


‘Twas the night before Celtsmas, three years post E.HouseNBA Finals Game 6: Los Angeles Lakers v Boston Celtics

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The C’s jerseys were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Rajon Rondo soon would be there


The rookies were nestled all snug in their beds,The Boston Celtics mascot Lucky performs a trick during a timeout in the fourth quarter of an NBA basketball game against the Minnesota Timberwolves in Boston, Monday, Dec. 16, 2013. The Celtics won 101-97. (AP Photo/Michael Dwyer)

While visions of playing time danced in their heads

The dancers in their outfits, and Lucky in his cap

Had five long days off to get many naps


When out on the parquet there arose such a clatter,STF

Tommy threw off his headset to see what was the matter

Up on the Jumbotron he saw such a flash,

It was t-shirt time at TD and the fans had a blast


The lights on the floor of the fresh polished wood,7330003

Made the Garden floor sparkle as much as it should

When what to his wondering eyes should appear,

It was new coach Brad Stevens who was filled with such cheer


On Courtney, on Sully on Bradley and Steez,santa-sack-gn

They’ll be no tanking here as we’ve got fans to please

Coach pulled out a sack that was filled with some toys,

Their were plenty for all, both the girls & the boys


The parents got tickets to every home game,eddie

Courtside and loge for all fans that came

Eddie Palladino then picked up his mic:

“Merry Celtsmas to all and to all a good night!”

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  • Roy boy

    I see why this blog is popular outside of Celtics fans. Funny post. lol

  • Justin

    Brilliant. Love it.

  • NE_Celt

    Awesome. Merry Celtsmas all!

  • Roy Sanchez

    Merry celtmas to all

  • CFH

    Merry Celtsmas everyone!

  • Thatguy

    This was nice to wake up on and read, thanks RedsArmy. Merry Christmas everyone!

  • Steven Previsich

    An instant classic! Merry Christmas to all Celtics fans!

  • elgirrl

    Enjoyed this. Merry Christmas to all!

  • ShawnCVD

    3 years post e house (grin) well played KWAPT !

    • KWAPT