Kevin Garnett is doing something new with Anta that I'd try to explain, but would really rather not risk blowing every fuse in my brain.
Follow this link to a new video ad for Anta sneakers featuring KG, Luis Scola, and a couple of guys who are apparently famous in China. Click on the KG picture underneath and you get a "life story" that includes this:
I want to tell you a story you've never heard before. When I step on the court, the past always flashes in my mind. It was midnight, and I was all alone on the streets of Chicago, surrounded by the unknown hidden in the darkness. There were giant men eating flowers waiting to strike at me, and I could feel I was followed. And in the distance, I could hear wolves howling. When I turned my head, I saw a pack of wolves running right towards me. I couldn't help but start running for my life.
Giant men eating flowers? A pack of wolves roaming the streets of Chicago at midnight? Are you sure YOU weren't eating those "flowers" there, KG?
Maybe we should keep this story away from the NBA drug testers. Just reading this might lead to a positive test.