Despite our best efforts, Delonte has turned down our offer to work for us (and by turned down, we mean ignored) and has apparently gone to work for a furniture store.
I don't even think he's kidding. I think he's actually gone to work for a furniture store. I suppose he could be doing worse out there. Seriously though, Delonte… Yankees hat? Didn't you just have a Red Sox hat on? Pick a lane, son.
If you want some added fun, check out his application after the jump.