Unlike some of his peers, Delonte West cannot play overseas (darn legal issues), so he's seeking employment elsewhere.
With all due respect to Home Depot, Red's Army has much more to offer:
- Ability to work from home
- No heavy lifting
- Weekly donut delivery (We all know how much Delonte loves donuts)
- $5 per blog post
Consider this a formal offer. We'd love to have you come aboard. And this has nothing to do with our recent inclusion in the NBBL (Northeast Bloggers Basketball League).
Editor's Note: Delonte, this is a serious offer. Email us at email@example.com if you are interested.