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Hey Delonte, come work for us

Chuck - Red's Army August 16, 2011 Uncategorized 2 Comments

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Unlike some of his peers, Delonte West cannot play overseas (darn legal issues), so he's seeking employment elsewhere.

With all due respect to Home Depot, Red's Army has much more to offer:

  • Ability to work from home
  • No heavy lifting
  • Weekly donut delivery (We all know how much Delonte loves donuts)
  • $5 per blog post

Consider this a formal offer. We'd love to have you come aboard. And this has nothing to do with our recent inclusion in the NBBL (Northeast Bloggers Basketball League).

Editor's Note: Delonte, this is a serious offer. Email us at redsarmy.com@gmail.com if you are interested.

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  • http://profile.typepad.com/jacobnoble Jnoble Celtics

    wait… NBBL is real? When do we pick jerseys numbers?

  • http://profile.typepad.com/sothewind Lee in Oregon

    I dont think DWest or any other rich baller needs to make jokes like that when there’s a shitload of people out here actually looking for work and would take a job at Home Depot or the like. It’s not a big deal but Delonte’s very weak rapping is alot better than his comedy…