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Tony Allen gets rear-ended by elderly lady

Chuck - Red's Army May 24, 2011 Uncategorized 2 Comments

For all his warts (turnovers, mental mistakes, criminal suits, death threats), Tony Allen is a funny bastard.

He was involved in a minor accident Monday morning while dropping off his kid at school. In classic TA fashion, he tweeted details of the whole thing:

Who [fault] is it if some 1 run into 2 u!!from the back

(Thank GOD I'm ok!! But I feel bad this elderly lady is panicking she think I'm a crook with no insurance! She will not exchange info

She say she waitng on the cops ) but she hit me

She called her home gurl aswell 

This lady called 1 of her goons!! Lol http://yfrog.com/h4gy0srj

My baby has 2 be inschool!! Where the cops at

Locking my doors http://yfrog.com/h4qkmyzhj

Ok got a go ( 5"O

5"0 http://yfrog.com/h6iicrrj 

Ami going 2 jail!! For taking the cops pen!!

 You couldn't make this stuff up.

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  • http://profile.typepad.com/michaelmerriam Michael Merriam

    I was just thinking about Tony. He is the one Danny really misses and semi-admits to making a mistake with. Loosely quoted: “3 years didn’t fit with our ‘flexibiity plan’… blah, blah, blah… ok, ok, we screwed up and totally disrespected TA, but at least he’s a starter now.”
    I am glad he’s with Memphis. I realized in this year’s playoff run they are clearly my favorite team in the West (not OKC). They are going to be really tough next year with Rudy back. Hopefully they either sign Marc Gasol or preferrably trade him to us!

  • http://profile.typepad.com/pahlm Brian Pahlm

    Wow it’s been a rough few weeks for tony. First Travis leslie calls him out at the draft combine, now this. What is the world coming to.