Some complete nutjobs, zealots, people seem to believe the Rapture will begin today… thus beginning a months long process of The Almighty returning to earth, tapping a few people on the shoulder, and asking them if they want a lift to heaven in his totally bitchin' van that's probably painted like the one in the A-Team. Or so I hear. I'm fuzzy on the details.
So is Chris Kaman… so he's not taking any chances. Tweeting yesterday:
Here's Mr. Kaman with his new Rapture-repelling firearms.
Who the hell is that dude in the green hoodie? Can he be raptured first?
So our first (and probably only) Rapture tip of the day: Steer clear of Chris Kaman. And if you see him, try not to do anything Rapture-y… just in case he's easily spooked.
One last aside: What face do you think David Stern made when he saw Kaman's tweet? I'm guessing somewhere between constipated wince and full on groin-kick.