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Ron Artest pisses all over LeBron James

Chuck - Red's Army October 15, 2010 Uncategorized 7 Comments

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Hey LeBron, add Ron Artest to your motivational list.

If you ask the Los Angeles Lakers' Ron Artest, the biggest NBA signing of the summer wasn't LeBron James leaving Cleveland to go to Miami as a free agent; it was Kevin Durant extending his contract with the Thunder to stay in Oklahoma City.

"He's the second best player in the NBA," Artest said of Durant, ranking the youngest scoring champion in league history behind only teammate Kobe Bryant.

"Kobe's got five rings, six game winners [last season], 23-straight points in [Game 5 of the Finals] off mostly jump shots," Artest elaborated. "[He's] the biggest shot maker, big shot maker. So, that said, Durant's the second best player in the NBA."

When asked where James ranks on his list, Artest excluded the back-to-back MVP from consideration.

"I only count to two," Artest said. "I've been out of school 15 years, so I only count to two."

ESPN Los Angeles

A truly spectacular dig by Ron-Ron. He wouldn't even mention LeBron's name.

Bahahahahaha! 

Editor's Note: An alternate headline was considered for this post. Here's the editorial discussion between John and myself on IM: 



me: what is less offensive: "pisses all over" or "takes a steamy dump on"

john: I'll take pisses all over.I think steamy adds a bit too much of a visual

me:  hahaha

john:  like dump isn't bad enough…. I don't need to see the steam too
me:  you are killing me

And that is a sneak peek into the genius behind this website.

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  • thetitleisours

    I always preferred “Whizz” myself lol
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL5XcZtBDKA

  • matt

    never thought i would like ron… (especially after he raped Paul Pierce)

  • http://profile.typepad.com/agettings Aaron Gettings

    “LeBron, How Does Artest’s Ass Taste?” wasn’t up for consideration?

  • http://profile.typepad.com/pricehook44 Ainge still lives

    Ron doesn’t have to say his name Lebron does that enough himself. Heat wont reach 55 wins.

  • larry

    ron artest, he’s the sarah palin of the nba…has a lot to say but it’a all stupid shit.!

  • Nota

    Ron should not be talking since he is nowhere on that radar

  • Joseph 17-16 (it’s just a matter of time)

    He’s only the starting small forward on the WORLD CHAMPION LOS ANGELES LAKERS and had 20 points in that clinching Game 7. That’s all. Or did you forget?