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Chuck - Red's Army May 22, 2010 Uncategorized 56 Comments on Complete Ass Kicking


One win away from the Finals.

The Celtics ripped the hearts right out of the Orlando Magic tonight. They were relentless on both ends of the court for 48 minutes.

Two plays summed up the game:

-Ray Allen dunking with Dwight Howard breathing down his neck

-Rajon Rondo beating Jason Williams to a loose ball and scoring

Glen Davis was spectacular off the bench: 17 points, 6 rebounds in 24 minutes. His energy was infectious… again.

Suffocating. Stifling. Smothering. The Celtics held the Magic to 37% FG and forced 17 TOs.

Box score | Recap

If you buy this Beat LA T-shirt (or any of our other Lakers spoof tees), you'll have them in time for the Finals.

After the jump, some great GIFs, courtesy of Jose3030




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  • mikey


  • mikey

    Game 5 Gino 128 Los Angeles Lakers 88

  • mikey

    Ya’ll hear me

  • mikey

    We comin’ home to close it out

  • mikey

    2010 Game 5 NBA Finals
    Garnett watches Gino for 3 hours.

  • is Dwight Howard the most overrated player in the history of the NBA?

  • It looks to me like “superboy” ran into a green wall of kryptonite defense! Go Celts!

  • KY Celts fan

    What I’ve noticed about this team, watching their faces, even when we blew teams out and the game is decided, every player, Rondo especially, just looks pissed! This team is out for blood, and it ain’t gonna stop til we raise another banner!

  • Caterpillar from Italy

    Orlando Tragic!

  • Mollysdaddy

    How many experts were saying a week ago that Orlando is playing the best basketball of any team in the playoffs?

  • Alex

    I haven’t seen five guys get beat this bad in Boston since March 5, 1770.

  • Middle FInger Extended

    Ron Jeremy better get back into porn as this coaching thing isnt working out… the Cs fans that counted us out along with the national media… play russian roulette solo

  • Mollysdaddy

    Oh, and what’s the best way to spend $55 million in the NBA?

  • for the win hahaha

  • Lee in Oregon

    Good thing Van Gundy is so rotund, KG coulda got hurt otherwise.
    What can u say, just a thorough beat-down. The Laker’s havn’t seen defense like this…..UNSTOPABLE!!!
    After tonite, the name Nick Anderson will no longer be associated with the Magic’s playoff woes. Hello Rashard Lewis…

  • Boston Man

    Let’s not go the way of the Bruins

  • Double P Reppin the B

    Nail in the Coffin

  • This series is over. Look at this quote from the Orlando paper…
    “I haven’t seen the Magic yet in any of these games against Boston,” Barnes said. “Probably the most embarrassing situation in my basketball career. You come and they kick your ass. You can’t make no excuses…Second-best record in the East and you just get destroyed. . . . They’re diving on the floor for balls and diving in the stands for balls. You do that stuff, you win.
    “We have to decide if we want to pack it in.”

  • DRJ

    Right on. Rondo never even cracked a smile. Other than Paul, I didn’t see any of the starters looking giddy or anything. All good, all good.
    5 more.

  • DRJ

    Wow. That’s a guy getting ready to quit (or has already)

  • Jason

    Where’s the WRONG WRONG WRONG pic?

  • Jason

    This Cs team has beaten these two teams so soundly and made these men quit, their fans are so disgusted, so beside themselves. That’s mighty impressive. It’s going to be so sweet to do that the Fakers and their fake fans, too.

  • Rush

    where’s the magic in 6? the magic in 7? hey Greg get out under your mama’s skirt and go do what you do best…predict, dammit.

  • DRJ

    I agree with Jason. Let’s be the first ones with the WRONG WRONG WRONG poster :))

  • Rush

    3 fcuking rusty games, right Greg?

  • DRJ

    Greg is not likely to show up again

  • Rush

    he’ll be back. but this time as a flaker fan.

  • Leo

    So many of you guys are so certain that you will beat the Lakers. Celtics are 1-3 against us in the past 2 years, and your lone win was by a single point, against a Kobe-less Lakers. I’m not delusional, and you certainly have a chance, but it looks like some of you are already claiming the title. We’ll see you soon.

  • LakersDominateBoston2010

    Change the the shirt to FEAR LA, this time around, boston wont be having all the advantages. Sorry guys this isnt the same team that you beat in 08

  • Rodger

    17 out of 20.
    It still amazes me birds teams lost 2 too the lakers.
    In 85 & 87 ill give the 87 series to the refs 85 la got lucky on magics sky hook.
    Check out The goal tending call on parish in 87 ect.
    Lots of bad calls thats when red stormed the ref’s locker room to complain.
    I bealive this was the first year we had 3 refs could be wrong on that.
    Only other lose was to the st.louis hawks and i wasnt born then but i hear russell was injured or didnt play in last game.
    Thats what i love about the celtics when they get there they win 17 out of 20 who else can say that.
    I bealive the lakers are 14 out of 28 or 15 out of 30 not sure dont care.
    18 out of 21 sounds good.

  • No it’s actually worse with less depth.

  • The Adrenaline

    I’m an avid Celtic fan but frankly I’m a little disappointed with the lack of Competitiveness the Magic are exhibiting. It’s great watching Boston annihilate there opponent, but I wanna watch some tension-filled last few minutes of playoff basketball that I so sweetly remember. Remember, Orlando never came within one possession of taking the lead in the final minutes of any game. But then again, what the hell – let the domination continue.

  • colorado kobe

    Wow! the fakers trolls are out…hahaha..
    dude, your team the fakers doesn’t even play defense one hip check from KG,Perkins, and Baby101
    crynum gasoft and Odumb goes back crying to his mama.. hahaha
    just look at your sorry a$$ website called the lakers nation before it was called get garnett.. now that’s a joke! pathetic!

  • SorryMan

    Lol. So is yours

  • DRJ

    Great, fun article in the Orlando Sentinel. Man, this guy writes about the Magic… and he DEMOLISHES that team here:,0,4984159.column

  • thebleeptruth

    Very very impressed by the C’s. I know we shouldn’t be too overconfident, but judging from how the Celtics have been playing, I doubt that the Lakers can outlast this team in 5 or 6 games, despite being more talented and experienced than the Magic. This is just pure stifling and physical defense. Sure there were still portions of the game where the Celtics went away from the game plan, rotated slow, and double teamed unnecessarily, which 90% of the time led to made shots by the Magic. But if the Celtics stick with their defensive strategy and awareness, I can’t see how they can be beaten in a best of 7 series. Somehow I think they’re dominating more than they did way back in 2008. Once again, I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but this is even getting me real excited about next season. YEAH!

  • The Adrenaline

    Thanks! Good read.

  • mikey

    and you’ll be seeing Gino soon too

  • mikey

    I know this year we have Michael Finley.
    At least we’ll all be watching Gino together(wink)

  • mikey

    i know you are but what am i

  • mikey

    That’s true but you really have to blame the nba for that. Teams just don’t work together. Everybody wants to be the guy with the $80 million contract who is out in the 2nd round of the playoffs every year. Each team has like 1-2 superstars with 8-10 average players. You need like a Bosh AND a Wade to go to Phoenix, or a Dirk AND a Joe Johnson to go to Denver, that would make another power team in the league.

  • mikey


  • mikey

    That’s when the Lakers drafted George Mikan correct?

  • mikey

    the refs cheated in the 1958 finals, I have it on tape. Sam Jones was going to the rack and he got fouled and they didn’t call it.
    just kidding

  • mikey

    Leading scorer once again you guessed it Glen “supersize” Davis.

  • Caterpillar from Italy

    Greg, make another prediction please..they’re funny and they bring us luck!!!
    Losers trolls, keep on popping up here: you guys look veeeeeery nervous…and I know why!! ; )
    GO CELTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Haha!! Quality sarcasm there Mikey – you’ve truly turned a corner!!!


    This is an IF and I hate them – but imagine IF they Magic hadn’t hit some 3’s tonight…I know the stat doens’t look great but they made 8!
    Two stats about our D – they had 19 pts after 17 minutes. and 49 in the 3rd….phew
    Difference with the Lakers is that Gasol and Kobe can create. No one on the Magic team can anymore. They’ve all shit the bed…


    Also KG put on a defensive clinic tonight (I know they all did but he was superb)

  • greenbeand

    what an epic run to step on the dicks of: dwade, queen james, super man, kobe

  • dionisia pacquiao

    I hope Doc Plays Nate at the series Clincher. I Wanna see him dunk over howard to put an exclamation point on this series.

  • Shawn-cvd

    You must be talking about the Minneapolis Lakers…

  • Shawn-cvd

    Wrong…the Celtics only have to beat you guys 2-3 times…the Lakers will lose at least one over the shock alone from the C’s defense.

  • Shawn-cvd

    Once again? This is the first time this year Big Baby led the team in scoring…It shows how good their defense is. Anyone on this team can score it’s our defense that’s a game changer…
    Love Baby btw and his celebrations after his and ones…

  • mikey

    Glen “extra large” Davis

  • mikey

    Play Big Nate!!!
    Play Big Nate!!!