We're unveiling yet another new feature on Red's Army.
week, we look at the Big Three things happening in Celtics-land, good and bad, and we rank them…
because everyone else is doing it and we're very easily swayed by peer
On the way up
1: Our expectations –
We all talked a big game, but there's something about beating Cleveland on
their court and then bitch-slapping Charlotte that is so…
intoxicating. Oh, and Cleveland is 0-2? Shoooooooot….. what's our
2: "Get that $h!t outta here" – It's the
Celtics version of someone saying "bless you" after a sneeze… they
just do it now after every blocked shot without thinking about it. And
there have been a lot of those. De-FENSE! De-FENSE!
3: Sheed's Fro – He teased us by going natural in the season opener. That thing was glorious. C'mon Sheed. Fro don't lie.
On the way down
3: Oh Baby
– Growing up's a bitch, ain't it Glen? You've now got 8 weeks to clean
some things up in your life. And you though waiting for a contract
this summer was bad.
2: Sign on the dotted line – Danny,
just sign the damn kid, will ya? And Rondo, you're not Chris Paul….
yet. You get that kind of bank in your next contract.
1: Hold the Sugar
– I get it… foul trouble, injuries, and an epic season opener against
Cleveland add up to big minutes for Ray Allen. I just hope this is the
last of the excuses.
Thanks to Jose3030 on Twitter for the Sheed pic