I don't like Pau Gasol. I really don't. That's not a comment on his basketball ability or anything like that. It's just the mere sight of him makes me regurgitate.
Do you blame me?
But this year, he's my basketball version of 2 girls 1 cup.
First… he and his Lakers won the NBA title.
Then… he makes it worse by dropping 18 and 6 on my Greek brethren in an 18 point blowout win in the Eurobasket semis.
AND THEN he leads Spain to the championship, and captures MVP honors.
AND AS IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH… now people are starting to make noise that he's a potential Hall of Famer.
Tomorrow, Pau will come over to my house and kick my dog and run off with my wife. It's the only thing left.
Oh… my head. Please Celtics… we need to make this stop this season.