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Chuck - Red's Army August 10, 2009 Uncategorized 6 Comments

In an effort to provide "added value" to certain season ticket holders, the Celtics are now pimping out the team doctors.

Here's the scoop (courtesy the Boston Herald):

Season-ticket holders will have access to all doctors at New England
Baptist – including team physician Dr. Brian McKeon, who recently
operated on Garnett’s injured knee. McKeon has also recently operated
on other players, including Tony Allen and Leon Powe.

“It’s exciting,” said McKeon of the new program. “It’s an interesting model.”

Availability of services will depend on an individual’s health insurance policy.

Nice idea, in theory. But anyone who buys season tickets hoping that Dr. McKeon will treat their tennis elbow or eczema are sorely mistaken. You'll most likely be referred to the dozens of other doctors in "the network."

At least I hope that's the case. I don't want Paul Pierce's scope pushed back a few days so McKeon can finish John's penile enhancement.

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  • http://profile.typepad.com/6p011570423591970b KobeWearsAPurpleThong

    Is John getting the penile enhancement before or after the ear reduction….??

  • http://profile.typepad.com/redsarmy Red’s Army

    At the same time. It’s how they’re doing the enhancement.

  • thetitleisours

    If we sign a PG and play Hudson in Europe do we retain his rights? How does that work?

  • Wiggs Dannyboy

    Please…not photoshopping of the enhancement. Thanks.

  • http://profile.typepad.com/redsarmy Red’s Army

    It would only be viewable on widescrean monitors anyway

  • Bas Rutten Jr.

    Johns got a small peepee!!