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Who Drives the Fastest Car in NBA?

Chuck - Red's Army June 11, 2009 Uncategorized 5 Comments

The answer is….Marcin Gortat. Really? Yup. He's got a BMW M5 with an 800 horsepower engine.

"People in this country don't know me yet for my game, but people
around this town know my car,'' Gortat said as he was showing off his
ride to FanHouse. "I don't think there are any cars out on the street
that could beat me. I have an engine like something in NASCAR. This car
is fast. It's perfect.''

"It could go over 200 mph, maybe 225 mph,'' he said. "I don't want to
drive that fast, but what matters is how quick it goes from 0-60. I can
pull up next to a Ferrari or Lamborghini at a light, look over, and
they might start laughing. But when it turns green, I'm gone, waiting
at the next light when they get there, and I'm the one laughing then.''

If Gortat ends up in Boston, he'll have to get an SUV to handle the pothole infested Route 128.

Looks like an appearance in the NBA Finals has earned Stan Van Gundy a contract extension, while there are rumors Mike Brown could get replaced by Pat Riley in Cleveland.

Congratulations to Tommy Heinsohn, the winner of the first annual Chuck Daly Award given out by the National Basketball Coaches Association.

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  • http://profile.typepad.com/6p0115704b7be5970b bigpartymaker

    Good thing Chuck posted this. If it was John, I’d recommend that he make sweet love to Gortat already and get it over with

  • http://profile.typepad.com/6p01156f2d28d7970c BigMck

    Umm…John forwarded me the link.

  • http://profile.typepad.com/6p01156f6a54c2970c ToTheRuins

    lol the daily gorat update…:)

  • http://profile.typepad.com/6p01156f5d5d11970c Tim (FD)

    Um… as soon as I read the first sentence I was about to post that John needs to find a new interest and that this is getting a little creepy.
    At least he only forwarded the link to Chuck.

  • http://profile.typepad.com/6p011570423591970b KobeWearsAPurpleThong

    It’s official: Gortat is a “G”. (and becoming a cult hero on Red’s)