Last week on WEEI, Cedric Maxwell shared with the masses a hilarious story from his childhood. Max was 8-years-old when he was sent to the hospital to have his tonsils removed. Or so he thought. Turns out, Max's mom pulled the old bait-and-switch on young Cedric. He was really having a circumcision.
(Hat tip to Hugging Harold Reynolds for jogging my memory on this story. I heard it Friday but forgot to post. It sucks getting old.)