Please attack JJ Redick so mercilessly in this series and make him cry and pout like the little Dukie bitch we all think he is. He is the chum and Ray Allen is Jaws. He's the cocaine, and Ray is Lindsay Lohan. He's the toddler, and Ray is Michael Jackson.
I'm not sure where I'm going with that, but if Ray Allen doesn't average 58 ppg, I will consider this mission a failure.