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RedsArmyAdmin May 4, 2009 Uncategorized 8 Comments on The Weakest Link

Dear Boston Celtics,

Please attack JJ Redick so mercilessly in this series and make him cry and pout like the little Dukie bitch we all think he is.  He is the chum and Ray Allen is Jaws.  He's the cocaine, and Ray is Lindsay Lohan.  He's the toddler, and Ray is Michael Jackson.

I'm not sure where I'm going with that, but if Ray Allen doesn't average 58 ppg, I will consider this mission a failure. 


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  • Mike O

    hahaha God damn, that is the truth. I love watching him struggle in the league and its great that his smug look of self-satisfaction he always carried at Duke has been wiped clean off his face.

  • My Ex-GF was a Duke student (I know, I know) she had a crush on this fruit. I LOVE seeing him fail. Destroy him please C’s.

  • Lakerhater

    Hurt em Ray.

  • JJ

    Lets go Reddick. Ray Allen aint got shit on you boy

  • Uncle Leo

    “He’s the cocaine, and Ray is Lindsay Lohan.”
    uhh what?

  • I think he means that Ray will be JJ’s downfall.

  • Uncle Leo

    So shouldn’t ray be the cocaine if he’s going to be jj’s aka “lindsey lohan’s” downfall?
    or does he mean ray is lindsey lohan and he’s gonna snort jj aka “the cocaine”.

  • Shawn-cvd

    The first comparison is Jaws and chum. As in JJ will be consumed, devoured. The second comparison is Lindsay’s (ray-Ray’s) devouring of the nose-candy (Reddick).
    Your welcome;)
    Celts in 6