Rajon Rondo is so fast, wings would ruin his aerodynamics and slow him down. But he’s growing them anyway, thanks to a sponsorship with Red Bull. They were so happy to have him, they gave him a ride to Game 1.
2 observations in that photo:
1: Ring on the middle finger. Just how it should be.
2: His hands are so big, they look like they wrap around the can twice.
I hope Red Bull comes up with some better ads now that Rondo’s a spokesman. Give me something better than those dumb-ass cartoons.
Updated, with video