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Stan Van Gundy Won’t Shut Up

RedsArmyAdmin March 27, 2009 Uncategorized 6 Comments

Magic coach Stan Van Gundy loves to open his fat trap. He's taken verbal jabs at the Knicks (about Patrick Ewing) and Shaq (called him a flopper) and now is targeting the Celtics:

"I want to know how some teams get on the list, where they get excuses and other teams are not on that list. All I've been hearing about is all the injury problems the Celtics have had this year," Van Gundy said.

He then reminds us that the Magic lost Jameer Nelson for the season. We know. It was a devastating loss for a pretender with zero chance of winning the title.

The difference between the Celtics and Magic (besides one is defending champ and the other is southeast division champ) is that Orlando isn't getting any healthier this season. The Celtics will be getting bodies back – KG, Leon, Tony, Scal.

Hey Stan – I know you are frustrated. You still haven't gotten over the fact that Pat Riley forced you to resign in the middle of the Heat's championship season. And you still live in the shadow of your elfish brother Jeff. And most of all – you know – deep down in your cholesterol infected heart of hearts – that the Magic have no chance of beating the Celtics in a playoff series.

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  • papa irish

    I think we should pretty much just copy and paste shaq’s retort to stan calling him out and use it as are response; we hate front runners, wont stand for nobody’s calling us out, and that he and his team will definitely fold in the clutch
    thanks shaq i agree

  • Jason

    A two point loss at Orlando where they hit most of their threes, Rondo was hobbled, KG played limited minutes, three other rotation guys were out and the refs (per usual) completely hosed the Celts? Um, that’s a win. Orlando has no chance.
    Speaking of the refs, it’s over for me. After this season, I’m out. Seriously, it’s that bad. I can’t take being FURIOUS 82 days a year just because of their incompetence. Life’s too short.
    I’m really just putting up with the rest of the season to see the C’s get back to 100% and then just bulldoze through to the title and shut up every idiot pundit who questions them and every other fan base who thinks they can even compare to this team.

  • thetitleisours

    Ron Jeremy errr… Stan is playing a little game to motivate his team
    With all the extra BS this year I think if we win it will even be more satisfying. And I never thought that possible after beating the most Stern fed rival team in the league

  • Lakerhater

    I love Chuck’s post. Big Stan always serves to remind me there are other people in Jeff Van Gundy’s family that are almost as retarded he is.

  • http://inanemusings.com/2009/03/27/celtics-afterthoughts-magic-demand-respect/ Anonymous

  • Stevelb1

    Ron Jeremy’s evil twin