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Kobe Fears Dog Poop

RedsArmyAdmin January 29, 2009 Uncategorized 4 Comments on Kobe Fears Dog Poop

Here's a blurb from Kobe Bryant's interview with Complex.com (whatever that is):

Complex.com: Talk to me about a private failure that wasn't in the headlines, the thing that just keeps you up at night. Something people can relate to. Not necessarily a public thing, but a thing you twist and turn over.

Kobe Bryant: [Long pause] Dog—-? Like, I hate dog—-. I have a dog and I do not clean the crap outside. It's a phobia. It drives me crazy. You wake up in the morning and you think, Damn, this big ol' German shepherd probably just took a crap outside in the yard, and I gotta wake up and go pick it up. That is something that keeps me tossin' and turnin'. Does that qualify?

It's time to get creative people. Let's parlay this into some cool signs at the Garden on Feb. 5th.

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  • Wiggs Dannyboy

    OK! What we need is a new vendor at the home game…dog-shit-on-a-stick. We could be waiving thousands of dog turds at the Big Douche, make him sweat, get dizzy, have a panic attack.
    Or have everyone just bring an O’Henry Bar to the game.
    BTW…what is hanging from that dog’s ass? Is that a poop-catcher?

  • what a loser.
    Our dog is trained and will poop outside the house.

  • ThatGuyOverTheOcean

    Devin Harris has been spanked multiple times by Rondo this season (as most of the PGs in the league), yet he is in and Rajon is not. I’d call this decision at least “questionable”.

  • Sako

    Lol, its because he stepped on dog shit with his Jordans once when he was a kid. He could never get it out. True story, he said it on Best Damn.