Here's a blurb from Kobe Bryant's interview with Complex.com (whatever that is):
Complex.com: Talk to me about a private failure that wasn't in the headlines, the thing that just keeps you up at night. Something people can relate to. Not necessarily a public thing, but a thing you twist and turn over.
Kobe Bryant: [Long pause] Dog—-? Like, I hate dog—-. I have a dog and I do not clean the crap outside. It's a phobia. It drives me crazy. You wake up in the morning and you think, Damn, this big ol' German shepherd probably just took a crap outside in the yard, and I gotta wake up and go pick it up. That is something that keeps me tossin' and turnin'. Does that qualify?
It's time to get creative people. Let's parlay this into some cool signs at the Garden on Feb. 5th.