We've been laying off the Lakers and Kobe for a few weeks now. In large part because they've been winning and the Celtics have been losing. But we just can't let Kobe Bryant slide on his latest transgressions.
First, we'll start with his blatant rip-off of Sam Cassell's "big balls" dance after making a go-ahead 3 pointer during last night's game against the Spurs. Too bad the dance was premature, thanks to Roger Mason's game winner.
But even worse, is news that Mr. Bryant will soon be charging a $50 subscription fee for his web site.
This economy has hit all of us hard. And if you want to survive, you need to treat your assets as a business. You never know when that $30 million a year is going to suddenly vanish into nothing. I mean, that's not really that much more than the average American family makes, you know? Plus, Kobe loves Cheesecake Factory. Do you know how much that costs?
Kobe Bryant. King Douchebag of the NBA.
*this word officially trademarked by John.