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Two Great Examples of Kobe’s Douchiness*

We've been laying off the Lakers and Kobe for a few weeks now. In large part because they've been winning and the Celtics have been losing. But we just can't let Kobe Bryant slide on his latest transgressions.

First, we'll start with his blatant rip-off of Sam Cassell's "big balls" dance after making a go-ahead 3 pointer during last night's game against the Spurs. Too bad the dance was premature, thanks to Roger Mason's game winner.

But even worse, is news that Mr. Bryant will soon be charging a $50 subscription fee for his web site.

This economy has hit all of us hard. And if you want to survive, you need to treat your assets as a business. You never know when that $30 million a year is going to suddenly vanish into nothing. I mean, that's not really that much more than the average American family makes, you know? Plus, Kobe loves Cheesecake Factory. Do you know how much that costs?

Kobe Bryant. King Douchebag of the NBA.

*this word officially trademarked by John.

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  • Leon POW

    Whys Bynum’s hand in the air the entire time?
    “Put me in Coach, I want to play in the end of the game!”

  • Mike O

    So by your logic DRJ we should all not hate Scott Boras because he is an extremely hard worker?
    Chuck called a spade a spade, Kobe is a douche.

  • Breana

    Hilarious. Love how Kobe ignored Vlad’s hi five then sidestepped the bump.

  • T

    Yeah, I actually dont see anything wrong with what he did, it was just the sam cassell move….which sam did last year in san antonio by the way…I thought one minute he was joyous and the next minute he was knocking the towel boy around..pure comedy….
    Anyways the funniest part is Andew Bynum keeping his arms rasied like the lakers just won the championship…kids a dope

  • kobefansaredelusional

    The SOB got away with one. How can anyone cheer for this guy? Cheer for your team, yes, but WEAR his jersey?
    Read this article and you be the judge:

  • That was pretty weak inferno.
    Hey.. how’d that college bowl pool end up going for ya?

  • dom1020

    hahaha how do you bash on kobes clutch shot that could of won the game if it werent for derek fisher. I swear this site is pathetic, lakers lost a tight game IN san antonio and you guys make an article about it? worry about your own team, when the celtics lost 3 in a row, i promise you there was not an article about the celtics on lakersnation or any other lakers fan site.Miko kobe had every intention of being mad, the guy carried the team at the end, mad GREAT plays and fisher fucked it all up against a rival team. you guys are using this loss as a cover up for the celtics loss to the, bobcats,knicks,cavs. Get over, write about YOUR team.

  • Lakers 24 7

    Andrew has THREE fingers raised, after Kobe hit that three. He doesn’t have it raised like the Lakers won. Watch his hand closely at 0:36…three fingers.
    And this loss was bound to happen. Mason or Ginobili were bound to kill us, 12 seconds, too much time. It’s the Lakers fault, they decide to play defense late in games.

  • Mike O

    Oh christ, here they come trolling again. You laker retards need to stop drinking the Kobe kool-aid and just admit that he is a huge fucking prick.
    I’m going to charge my fans $50 to read my blog. I’m going to change my # to 24 so my fans have to shell out more $$$ to get my new jersey. I’m going to stick it in this girl even though she said no. I’m going to throw my team and management under the bus because I am unhappy that I am on a shitty team even though they put all their weight behind me by trading the most dominant center to ever play the game because I was jealous of him.
    That piece of shit Rat even threw Shaq under the bus when he was getting questioned by the police in Colorado saying he should of just paid the woman off like Diesel does.
    You people are fucking pathetic and deserve to root for a piece of shit like him. Stick to your sites.

  • Chuck

    What a douche!

  • Lakerhater

    Mike O nailed it. Someone should post that under Kobe Bryant on wikipedia.

  • Lakers2009

    Yeah you can call the “big balls” dance douchy, but it’s true…For years, he’s been making game winners. He made the same shot the night before to win against Houston, and that shot would have probably won them the game if certain mistakes weren’t made. And you people who keep bringing up Kobe’s sexual assault accusation are pathetic…How is that relevant to anything today?

  • inferno

    Not true Mike O…fair is fair…we need a win…Kobe has hit a potential game winner in 3 of 4 games…we needed it last night …didn’t get it.
    Kobe needs to step up again and stop the slide…
    …and lets be real, our slide is against two first place teams, not the Warriors and Bobcats…
    Go Lakers

  • Mike O

    How do I get one of these cool Icons next to my name when I post?
    Lakers lost at home to the Magic. I guess we wont be seeing any LA posers on here for a few days.

  • YEAAAAAAAAAAH! You tell ’em! You closetCelticsfan you!

  • dom1020

    and his shot against the pacers.