John and I left the Celtics/Comcast media luncheon this afternoon in awe. Two jackass-wannabes had the chance to break bread (and drink lots of free wine and beer) with Danny Ainge, Mike Gorman, Donny Marshall, Greg Dickerson and various other obscure members of the New England print and radio media. In the Q&A session with Danny, John stepped up to the mic and asked about the development of Bill Walker vs J.R. Giddens. Security pounced on me before I could finish my "Do you regret signing Brian Scalabrine?" question. But it was going to take more than taser burns to ruin my afternoon.