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Jason Kidd Is Smooth

RedsArmyAdmin December 15, 2007 Uncategorized 2 Comments

jason kidd's first mug shot Jason Kidd is borrowing from the Chuck McKenney school of courting the ladies.  And just like Chuck, he's being sued for it.

The lawsuit, filed in Manhattan's state Supreme Court, said Kidd "battered and assaulted" the woman in the Lower West Side club Tenjune on Oct. 10 when he "grabbed her buttocks and crotch on multiple occasions."

"He kept staring at her and then went over and grabbed her butt," the woman's lawyer, Russell S. Adler, said Friday.

Ok… I'm kidding about Chuck.  He's much smoother than that.  In fact… here's Chuck's signature move… caught on video

Hey… The C's have tied the team record for best start of the season.  They get a chance to break it against Detroit on Wednesday.  So yeah.. that's going to be a pretty big game.

Here's the team that's starting to break those old Celtics records: 

Celtics team photo

Herald: C's happy not to buck stylish trends  |  Tony troubles Redd with expert defense  |  All right at home  |  Doc: 'Roids not an issue in the NBA  |  Globe: Homing in  |  They've been in 3rd gear  |  Globe Blog: Various post game elements from Perk, KG, and what Doc did at halftime  |  T&G: C's still perfect  |  Enterprise: Minus 1, C's are a plus-12 

And… a special treat… courtesy of loyal reader and former King of Norway, "Fire Doc".  He's got this thing for me rapping… so he wrote me lyrics for a "rap up" of last night's game.  He even wrote in a shot at Chuck for me.  Lyrics after the jump

I'm going to do some rapping
Instead of simply recapping

C's won by 22, oh what a breeze
Paul dropped 32 including 5 threes
Rajon had 17 and 8, did it with relative ease
Defense and free throws were the keys
Someone coming into the Garden and beatin the C's
man….. please

TA held Redd to a measely 7 points
Ray Allen sat out cause of some aching joints
But don't worry he'll be right back
and in the meantime Paul will pick up the slack
for winning, this team's got a knack
best team in the league, yep thats a fact

Redsarmy.com changing the game
yep, that's our aim
John, thats my name
Not Chuck, I ain't lame
So I'm glad you came
I told you C's -13 was a lock
lyrics courtesy of Fire Doc.

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  • celtified

    nice pics, nice lyrics FireDoc. think we could get a redsarmy update on that chubby kidd Joumana uses for a shield courtside?

  • Alex Duganov

    wow, that’s really good.